Author: Mike Matthews

Who’s in that Lane for October of 2024?!

Ali English and Clark Trainor, that’s who!!

Just a reminder that these Who’s In That Lane! pieces celebrate our Conejo Valley Multisport Masters Club and our teammates, and help us to get to better know our lanemates and the people in those lanes over there! I know we all enjoy being a part of CVMM, and it’s even better when more of us really know each other!

The picture above was taken just before the Wednesday evening workout. As you can see, Clark and Ali are joyful and happy to be in the pool, even though they’re about to swim everything Coach Nancy plans to throw at them. I love it!

Let’s start with Ali English!

Ali has been a CVMM team member since April, 2022. She joined to get back into swimming after graduate school. In her words, she loves the, “camaraderie with others as we tackle challenging workouts together.” I love that. Sometimes, the lanemates do have a ‘we can get through this together’ attitude during a tough workout. I think we have all shared a fistbump with a lanemate once a particularly difficult workout or set is completed.

Unless her work as an urgent care physician assistant gets in the way, which, obviously, just by the nature of the job, it does sometimes, you’ll find Ali at the M/W/F evening workouts, and the Saturday morning workout. As for why she shows up to our workouts? “I find swimming as an outlet for my day-to-day stress, but I enjoy goofing around with my teammates between sets. I show up at the pool to get stronger and faster, but I also come for the social aspect of swimming. I love that post-swim rejuvenated feeling that comes after doing a hard workout.” I wish I could speak or write that well about anything. Nicely said, Ali.

Ali swam competitively at Ventura High School (Go Cougars!) and at UC Santa Cruz (Go Banana Slugs! BEST MASCOT EVER!). And as a competitive bonus, Ali is the first person I’ve ever met who competed in Modern Pentathlon. The “only” skills you need for that are freestyle swimming*, fencing, equestrian show jumping, laser pistol shooting, and cross country running. Wow. She’s been riding horses since she was 7 years old, and usually rides at least one of her three horses (Mac, Ben, or Ivor – he’s pictured below) before the evening workout. So cool.

* In case you’re wondering, the swim in the modern pentathlon is 200 meters. You get 250 points for a time of 2:30, and you get an additional 2 points for each second faster than 2:30. Also, Ali pointed out that CVMM’s Rachel Coleman also is a modern pentathlon-er athlete. Wow!

You’ll find Ali in Lane 1. If she has to, she can swim 5 x 100 yards at a blistering 1:10 pace. But what she really loves are distance sets. I respect that, but I don’t understand it. Her boyfriend, John Potenza (pictured above, he’s the one without the long face), is also a CVMM member and is working hard to earn his way to swim in the same lane as Ali. Keep your eye on the prize, John, and good luck to you!

And now, Clark Trainor is in that lane!

Like Ali, Clark joined CVMM in April of 2022. Unlike Ali, it had been 34 years since Clark last swam competitively. That’s a long time! He spent those 34 years in a happy marriage, raising three big and talented boys, and maintaining a wicked sense of humor. If you’re in Clark’s lane, get ready for some humor. It’s coming whether you want it or not. For me, lane humor is always appreciated. We need something to get us through together!

Clark started CVMM workouts for the fitness, but has come to love the camaraderie. He also believes his marriage will thrive if he manages to get out of the house every once in a while. I get that, Clark – I just don’t say it out loud.

Clark’s favorite set is the last one of practice. That is funny. But given a choice, show him the sprinting! 9 x 50 with varying speeds, and he loves competing against whoever is next to him. Well said, Clark. Sprinting is the preferences of the wisest of us. I don’t know what people like Ali are thinking with their love of distance.

Clark avoids any practice that combines cold and dark. So though he might do evenings in the summer and early fall, he will transition to afternoon workouts when the days are shorter and cooler.

Clark swam for an Olympic coach at one point in his storied career. Of course, he was only seven years old when he swam for Jack Nelson in Fort Lauderdale, Florida. But he did swim for a short time at Drexel College in Philadelphia (Go Dragons!). Now, Clark says he can do 5 x 100 on a 1:20 pace. (Watching him swim with Ali in Lane 1, I’m pretty sure he could do 5 at 1:10 – he’s fast!). Whatever the time, he has kept that 7-year old raw talent even with that long 34-hiatus.

Clark brings so much to CVMM – his appreciation of family, his swimming history, his ever-present self-deprecating humor, and a joyful spirit. Look for him and say hello!

So thanks to our CVMM lanemates Ali and Clark for letting us all learn more about them. Say hello to them no matter what lane you’re in!

To see previous Who’s In That Lane pieces, please click here.

One of the greatest aspects of retirement is that, for the most part, I don’t really have to do anything that I don’t want to do. I don’t have to go to work. I don’t have to write these blog posts. No one is telling me how to spend my days. I can wake up each day and blissfully exclaim, “I wonder what I’m going to do today!”

It’s a far cry from how I spent my working days. I woke up ridiculously early to swim in a masters workout. I’d would fill my work day with meetings, problem-solving opportunities, and enjoyable visits to campuses, and I would fill each empty moment with planning for the next day, the next week, the next board meeting, and the next year. In my time away from work, I would sneak in grocery shopping, professional and pleasure reading, phone calls to family, family dinners, and a lot more.

I worked 50-60 hour weeks, yet somehow found time to get almost everything done. In fact, like many retirees I know, I often think, how did I get so much done while I was working? And why do my days feel so full now that I’m retired?

I think it’s the power of routines that make us so productive. When we are used to a 4:30 AM alarm, it’s just part of what we do. The 5:30 AM workout is another non-negotiable routine. If I could go to the grocery store on the way home, I would make it happen. When I was not talking to Board members on my one-hour plus commute home (Hi Karen! I miss our long conversations filled with business and laughter), I was talking with family members, and sometimes using the time to catch up with my wife. All these routines made me incredibly productive.

In my retirement, I have to develop new routines. That blissful wakeup scenario I mentioned earlier would not work well for me. In certain areas of life, routines are critical. And now, in my second year of retirement, I am still working to establish those routines.

I recently went on an 8-day trip to Chicago and Little Rock. I loved it! I worked with and was inspired by incredible superintendents in Chicago, and I spent four days in Little Rock visiting family. I wouldn’t trade it for anything. That being said, my 70-minute workout on my first day back home, after weighing in five pounds above my departure weight, was more minutes than I spent working out during the entire 8-day trip. I don’t usually eat biscuits and gravy for breakfast, but I love it, and I had my share on this trip. With a little more effort, I could have written a book titled, “How to gain a pound a day on your travels.”

Needless to say, I was eager to get back to my retirement routines.

I don’t want routines for everything. But I think I need them in certain areas. Here are the areas where daily routines allow me to lead my best life:

Exercise
Hydrating and Eating Healthy Food
Showing appreciation and affection to loved ones
Reflecting on my goals
Keeping my home environment neat and tidy

The first four of those posts are adapted from a post from Edward Sullivan. The last one is my relatively new influence from Marie Kondo (I can feel many of you rolling your eyes). I now know that when I’m not in a peaceful and neat environment, my life feels a little out of control, and it’s hard for my mind to focus.

These routines give me a foundation for being productive, or just having fun, in the hours of each day. That foundation provides an environment of health and happiness that give me the energy and focus to write these posts, be an educational consultant, travel or plan travel, spend time with friends, and do whatever else that I would like to try.

When it comes to getting things done above and beyond my routines, I remain a fan of David Allen, who wrote Getting Things Done, one of the most influential productivity books ever written. Likewise, Atul Gawande’s outstanding Checklist Manifesto gave me tools to get more done. As a result of these books, I still make checklists every day on what I want to do, and things that need to get done. One of my favorite lines from David Allen writing down what needs to get done can actually empty our mind. He says, “Your mind is for having ideas, not holding them.” By having foundational routines, and by writing down ideas and using checklists for what we want to get done, we can empty our minds, leaving them open for creativity, wonder, and productivity.

It’s an odd thing, and very counterintuitive: Routines give us the opportunity to empty our mind. We don’t debate our routines. We just do them. And checklists help to empty our minds by getting stuff out of our head and onto a paper or digital list.

I’ll end by quoting the famous actor and martial artist, Bruce Lee. David Allen thinks that Mr. Lee’s quote about water epitomizes the idea of an empty mind being able to accomplish incredible things.

“Empty your mind, be formless.
Shapeless, like water.
If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup.
You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle.
You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Now, water can flow or it can crash.
Be water, my friend.”

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NOTES

The blog post from Edward Sullivan is actually about the danger of routines. He mentioned the five routines I cited, but warned that too many of us develop a myriad of routines, and that we don’t stray from them. New experiences keep us alive. I believe that new experiences keep our minds active and are actually extremely healthy for us. He posted that list only as a minimum, and warned people not to go overboard in terms of routines. There’s a lot of science on the power of brushing your teeth with your non-dominant hand, and doing anything out of the norm. Tony Horton’s famous P-90X workout routine was about always changing the workout to confuse our bodies. When our bodies experience the same workout too often, they adapt and can coast. I’ve read a lot recently about trying to incorporate at least thirty different plant foods into your diet each week. So yes to routines on the foundation of our lives, and yes to as many new and interesting experiences as possible.

Bruce Lee was an incredible human being. I don’t claim to be an expert on his life, but I know that he was a revered martial artist, that his strength and reflexes were legendary, that he became a film star through persistence and dedication, and that he was a prolific reader and writer of philosophy. He loved the duality and paradox of water: Its peacefulness and its power; Its ability to nourish and to destroy; That it could both feel soft and like a concrete wall. By being like water, Lee could adapt to anything in a fight. But he meant it for life as well. David Allen took that concept to our brains, which are often overloaded with worry about all we have to do, and worry about possibly forgetting something really important. That anxiety leads to nothing good. Hence his philosophy on Getting Things Done. Here is Bruce Lee stating the Be water, my friend quote. A few years ago, I saw the ESPN documentary on him called Be Water. It was outstanding. I believe you need to have a subscription to ESPN to see it.

I’ve said this before, but way too often, these posts reflect my desire to be better. I aspire to focus on routines and checklists, so I can lead my best life. I am not disciplined enough to keep that focus front and center every day. This post is my way of leaving footprint on my own backside, a Skin Bracer slap to my face, encouraging me to actually do what I know will make me better.

One of the great mentors in my life, Dr. Neil Schmidt, had a huge desk that had a phone on it and nothing else. Completely empty. Two things about that. First, I think the drawers were crammed full of stuff. And second, I believe it was my friend Ilene who gave him a sign for his desk that said, “If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what does an empty desk represent?” Or something like that. He thought it was hilarious and so did I. Fast forward thirty years, and maybe that sign was actually a compliment.

Photo generated by ChatGPT. I had to argue with it for a long time to get that checklist right.

Public schools have been around for over 350 years in the United States. But over the last 25 years, since Columbine thrust school shootings into our national consciousness, school employees have had to deal with a whole new set of stresses that their predecessors never imagined. Between the too-frequent active shooter incidents in our schools (132 since 1999) and the threats that schools receive via the anonymity of social media, it’s a different world. Today’s post is my attempt to convey how these events take their toll on the students, families, and employees in every school in our nation.

This September, our nation witnessed two painful incidents that will continue to impact not only the schools where those incidents happened, but every school around the country. The school shooting that killed two students and two employees at Apalachee High School in Barrow County, Georgia is every student’s, parent’s, and educator’s nightmare. It happened on September 4th, and the high school is still closed. They plan to reopen with partial days on Tuesday of next week. And in Springfield, Ohio, while there was no active shooter, unsubstantiated rumors led to multiple threats to schools (33 to date) that led the superintendent (and city and state officials) to close schools, medical facilities, and government buildings.

What is not making the news is how these shootings and threats affect those who are part of our schools in every corner of our nation. I guarantee you that after the Georgia active shooter incident, the same scene played out in the homes of most families with school-aged children or school-based employees: parents sent their children off to school and spouses watched their partners leave for work at school with goodbyes clouded by trepidation and fear. How could it be otherwise? I know it happened in my house. These acts are so random, and so unpredictable, and while our hearts go out to those who are actually experiencing the unimaginable, that empathy is heightened by the knowledge that it could have happened at any school.

I know that the chasm between threats to schools and an actual active shooter incident is incredibly wide. But active shooter incidents happen far too frequently, and because of that, these threats, even though almost all of them are not credible, are even more unsettling to all of us.

In the wake of these incidents, school and district leaders across the country are sending messages to their students, employees, and families, reminding them of the safety measures that are already in place. Law enforcement members are reviewing active shooter protocols. School communities are practicing the drills that they would call upon if a shooting occurs on their campuses. Teachers and staff are thinking about how much courage it will take to follow that training and maximize safety for students and themselves. And all of it takes a toll.

In the face of multiple threats, Springfield leaders have provided excellent and accurate information. It started when a person made a Facebook post about a “neighbor’s daughter’s friend” who had lost their cat and was quick to blame Haitian immigrants, going so far as to say they killed the cat. After being confronted about it, she said that she had no direct evidence about her claim, and every agency that investigated found absolutely nothing to verify the outrageous rumor. If it had stopped there, maybe nothing would have come of it. These days, almost all schools deal with threats and misinformation from online discussions (I’m looking at you, Nextdoor), and it can be overwhelming. In most cases, the rumors can be ignored. But sometimes, rumors gain traction.

That happened big-time when the Republican candidates for Vice President and President used their massive national platforms to put that rumor out there again, stating it as fact. That’s when all hell broke loose. People have short fuses these days, and it just takes one statement from national leaders to light those fuses. The result? Springfield sprang into action, investigating every threat, and making it as clear as they could that none were deemed credible. But speaking from experience, when law enforcement states that a threat is not credible, it helps, but it does not make the fear disappear. It lingers.

I have been through several threats to schools as both a principal and a superintendent. None of those threats materialized, but all of them had to be communicated and addressed. Believe me, everything else takes a back seat when there is a threat to school safety. With every threat, law enforcement officials investigated the threats we received, and none of the threats were deemed credible. Even so, the concern among parents and teachers was so high after one online threat, even after police deemed it non-credible, that we closed a high school for three days. I hated doing it, but the fear was real. The source of the threat was never discovered, and we did go back to school, and for some, that return was very difficult.

We need leaders, local and national, who channel the spirit of Franklin Roosevelt. We need leaders who know that fear is the enemy, and who use their voice to help us all support each other in trying times. The Mayor of Springfield, the Governor of Ohio, and the principals and superintendents in the threatened schools have been channeling that calming FDR voice, investigating threats and ensuring schools are safe, and then stating the evidence, giving the facts, and providing every bit of support that schools need to reopen. And schools around the country, hopefully supported by their local government, law enforcement agencies, and their communities, are seeking to channel that same voice. We are strong, we are together, and we can defeat these rumors.

It is far different work to reopen a school after a shooting. While fear remains an enemy, you have an entire community that has been traumatized by unspeakable violence. The work to reopen a school after a shooting is long and intensive. Unfortunately, we have too many clear examples from our past that show us what students, employees, and communities need. It takes time, and it requires those same strong and calm voices, speaking in unison, to bring students and employees back to the grieving campus.

These incidents remind us that schools are invaluable pillars in every community. Schools hold our most precious resources – our children. Schools are designed to provide the education and inspiration needed to build a better future. And schools are staffed by employees dedicating themselves to making their students’ lives better. And no matter where it happens, when one school is attacked or threatened, all of us feel the impact.

Schools are reopening in Georgia and Ohio because entire communities are coming together to fight threats and rumors, and to provide support for each other when the unthinkable happens. City officials, state officials, and most of all, law enforcement officials are all locking arms with our schools, and sending strong, clear messages to school employees, parents, and students that they are not alone. And to those in all of the schools across the nation, I know that you feel the repercussions of these atrocities and threats. And I wish you well as your communities rally together, uniting against threats and real dangers, and visibly doing all you can to let your students, parents, and educators know that we are all in this together.

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NOTES

A few cuts from this latest post.

I remember talking to my wife while I was dealing with the threat that eventually closed the high school. I was very bothered by parents being unwilling to send their children to school, even though the police had made it clear that it was not a credible threat. I stated to her that we would certainly be sending our child to school if we lived there, and looked to her for agreement. The look she gave said, “Maybe. But it would be a discussion.” So actually, I don’t know what we would have done.
This post contains no solutions for stopping these threats and acts of violence. I don’t know the answer. Speaking realistically, I do not believe that assault weapons will go away. Putting parents on trial for putting assault weapons in the hands of their children is a good start. I like the legislation out there that makes leaving unlocked guns in your home a crime, and I like anything that requires extensive background checks for gun purchases. The training that schools provide for lockdowns saves lives, but following those protocols under fire requires incredible courage from every school employee. And it takes outstanding collaboration between schools and law enforcement leaders.

In my career, I felt very fortunate to work with outstanding men and women in law enforcement. I could always call one of the leaders in the police department to make sure we were both transmitting the same messages. I did not want my communications to harm the police investigation, but I needed to provide the most accurate information possible to my community.

After a threat has been issued, having police cars on campus and extra personnel walking the hallways give employees and students a feeling of security. They should feel that way. Sometimes it’s hard for PD to give up having cars on patrol, but it makes a massive difference.

And my last comment on law enforcement officers that they are ready. In speaking with many police leaders and officers, they were disgusted with the lack of action in Uvalde. In the communities I know, and I believe the same is true across the nation, law enforcement will take quick and decisive action. If there is an active shooter on campus, I feel certain that they would use all of their lessons, and storm on campus as quickly as possible to save as many lives as they could. They are true heroes.

Also, I could have written an entire post just on how important communications are during these times. Dealing with a crisis is hard enough, but if leaders don’t take the time, even though a situation is rapidly unfolding, to simultaneously share information with parents and the community as quickly as possible, it will only make the situation worse. Having been through this too many times, I have appreciated having people I can call upon to help me think clearly during what can be a chaotic situation. It is through that clearer thinking that leaders can convey the right information to their communities in a timely manner. I may have to write that post.

Two resources for those who want to look at this terrible topic a little more.

Like I said, it’s been a little over 25 years since the shooting at Columbine High School in Colorado. This blog post summarizes the violence and gives excellent background on this seemingly never-ending problem.
I wrote a post about school shootings back in May of ‘22. Here it is if you are interested.

Diners at a large potluck dinner party where the invitation simply states, “Bring a dish to share!” attend with a lot of trust. Usually more trust than I possess. There’s no rhyme or reason. People just bring random dishes they are proud of/have time to make/purchase from a restaurant or grocery store, and that’s if they have the time and the budget to bring something. I attend those potlucks, and I appreciate all of the efforts people make when they bring their food. I love the fellowship and conversations, but my favorite potlucks are the ones where the “luck” part of the potluck, usually with a lot of help from the organizer, creates something special when it all comes together.

Let’s talk about the history of potlucks, shall we? I looked it up on www.potluck.us (yes – that’s a real website – I love this country), and here’s what they said about potlucks:

“As far back as the 1500s, men and women were known to save their leftover food should an unexpected guest arrive at their door. Excess food would be stored in a pot and kept warm in order to serve a guest on short notice. That guest was left to the “luck of the pot” should he or she seek something to eat. The practice was particularly common in medieval times.”

They add that potlucks became popular in the United States during the Great Depression, as neighbors would take what they had out of the pantry, and gather together to enjoy a much more varied meal than they would otherwise have at home.

So, in terms of an opportunity for excellent and interesting food, the potluck pedigree of warmed-over leftovers and Grapes of Wrath dust bowl dining doesn’t bode very well at all.

I’ll admit it. I love good food. My wife treats food as fuel – she eats to live. I treat food as an opportunity to experience something wonderful – I live to eat. For some reason, she’s far thinner than I am. Weird, right?

When we host dinner parties, I like to make the entire dinner. When guests ask what they can bring, I say a drink to share would be lovely. If they insist, a dessert or appetizer is always appreciated, but I want to be responsible for the entire dinner. On Thanksgiving Day, the most important holiday of the year (my Dad would disagree – he still thinks it’s Father’s Day), I make the entire meal. Again, appetizers are fine to bring, but keep it light. We have feasting to do!

And, not that you asked, but the ideal size for a dinner party is six or eight. With a group that size, the entire table is set up for one collective conversation and smaller side conversations. So during the dinner, a table of six or eight can all be enjoying the same moments together. I love that. A crowded ten works too, but not as well as six or eight.

But sometimes, we go beyond the ideal dinner party size. And in those cases, a non-random potluck can be an amazing event, and an opportunity to experience incredible and wonderful food. The key is “non-random.” The organizer has to put some thought, effort, organization, and, hopefully, creativity into it.

I recently attended a large and spectacular potluck event where the organizer told everyone to bring food on a skewer. As he put it, it was his way of “sticking it” to being old enough to qualify for Medicare. People could bring their skewers already cooked and prepared, or they could cook them on his grill right at the party. I brought three pounds of shrimp skewered around slices of spicy sausages, seasoned with cajun seasoning – my attempt at jambalaya on a stick, and cooked it right there. But I was floored by the sensational and creative food at the table, all of it on sticks! Some examples:

Caprese salad – tomatoes, basil, mozzarella, and balsamic glaze on a stick
Filet mignon steak on a stick
Ground lamb with mint on a stick
Homemade corn dogs (obviously, on a stick)
Carrot cake, individually sliced and on a stick. Admittedly, you didn’t eat it on a stick, but the carrot cake was delicious and the serving style creatively kept with the theme.
Vegetable skewers
Gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches, cut into quarters and presented like a bouquet of flowers on sticks
So much more!

The combination of excellent planning and being surrounded by friends who are outstanding and creative cooks made for a potluck that maximized both fellowship and food quality. And, with all of the sticks, you really didn’t need cutlery. Bonus! Other superb potlucks I have been a part of recently have had themes of sandwiches, Canadian food (better than you would think!), Southern food, the Super Bowl, and more.

So here are my suggestions for a highly successful potluck, in no particular order:

Have a theme
If you are cooking the main course and asking others to bring something, don’t make it random. Make sure you have enough sides, salads, vegetables, carbs, vegetarian dishes, etc. Never trust that it will all just work out. Do I have control issues? Sure. But only about important issues like food. Don’t tell anyone, but you can look like you’re not a control freak by just asking everyone to post what they’re bringing. Then people see that there are needs, and choose their dishes accordingly. But make no mistake, you’re watching that list very carefully, and you are ready to suggest that someone not bring the fifth macaroni and cheese dish. Although, come to think of it, that might be a bold and beautiful theme for a potluck, so let me keep thinking about that. Mac and Cheese Fest ‘24 could be in my future.
If you see a part of the meal that people are not signing up for, be ready to make something awesome to fill in that need.
Do your best to invite a high percentage of couples where at least one of them is a superb cook. This is by far the most important suggestion. We are so lucky in our neighborhood to be flooded with men and women who are truly amazing, innovative, and fun-loving when it comes to preparing food. And if you don’t have friends like that, start looking for them!
Finally, at the end of the potluck, take your dishes that you brought home. No host wants to be left with a bunch of dishes and leftovers, or to have the responsibility of figuring out what belongs to whom and then how and when to get it back to them. Treat it like a backpacking trip: Pack it in, then pack it out.

So here’s to the dinner parties and potluck events that bring us together, provide an environment for conversation and fellowship, and, at their best, treat us to incredible, interesting, and highly creative meals. I hope the next one you attend is all of that!

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NOTES

I read a book a few years back called The Wisdom of Crowds, by James Surowiecki. One of his findings was that given the right circumstances, crowds can do a better job of thinking and figuring out problems than experts. Interesting and thought-provoking book. Maybe that can work for random potlucks. According to Surowiecki, it takes the right conditions: a diverse group of people, independent thinkers, a minimum of communication and imitation, and people who trust the process. Applying that to big unthemed potlucks, I think the main criteria would be diversity. I guarantee you the meal will be way better if multiple cultures are represented on the table. As an additional takeaway, I obviously don’t trust the wisdom of crowds when it comes to food. Maybe I will evolve . . .

If you’re buying hot links, Evergood Hot Links are the way to go. You’ll find them at Costco, Smart-n-Final, and many grocery stores. Try them!

When I go to a potluck, I typically bring enough food for twelve. I always want to bring more, but I think that’s the right amount. But I might bring more.

I’m not a big appetizer guy. To me, appetizers can be almost a meal in themselves. Actually, that might be a good potluck theme as well. One of my many lamentable qualities is that when there is an assortment of delicious appetizers on the table, I will eat them. And when dinner is served, I’m not even hungry! But, back to my lamentable qualities, I will never let not being hungry stop me from enjoying a delicious meal. So I leave the party uncomfortably full, and I’m not angry at myself. I’m angry at whoever put out those delicious appetizers.

I’ve been reading too much about the epidemic of loneliness in our culture. Part of this is attributed to too much reading of social media, and all of the comparisons that come with that. And part of it is just from how easy it is to never leave our homes. The Dalai Lama said, “Too much self-centered attitude, you see, brings, you see, isolation. Result: loneliness, fear, anger. The extreme self-centered attitude is the source of suffering.” I was thinking about that while writing this post. Good food or not, social gatherings with friends and neighbors are good for all of us. Going back to how I finished the post: Here’s to the dinner parties and potluck events that bring us together, provide an environment for conversation and fellowship, and, at their best, treat us to incredible, interesting, and highly creative meals. I hope the next one you attend is all of that!

Picture from www.potluck.us

In the summer of 1985, I remember looking hard for my first full-time job in teaching. As eager as I was to start teaching history and social studies in the Bay Area, there just weren’t any positions available. I would hang out in school offices if I heard rumors of openings, just to leave my resume and maybe strike up a conversation with anyone who might be able to put in a good word for me. As a lifetime early riser, I looked at jobs in bakeries to make ends meet until I could find a teaching job. I wished I had passed the test that would have allowed me to teach math. When it comes to getting teaching jobs, Math and Special Education credentials were (and still are) kind of like Willy Wonka’s golden tickets.

Then, late in August, I got an interview at San Lorenzo High School, just outside of Oakland, CA. I remember Principal Joanne Knowles asking me a unique question – What kind of animal would not like my classroom? My answer: A three-toed sloth. She asked why, and I answered that students in my classroom would need to participate actively every day, and there would be no place to retreat, be lazy, and do nothing. If I had thought about it more, I might have added that my students would need to stay on their toes, and three just wouldn’t be enough. Maybe my dad-joke game wasn’t as good then as it is now. And I don’t care what you guys say, I’ve got good Dad-joke game.

Ms. Knowles hired me, and I quickly fell in love with my students and my colleagues (many of whom are subscribers to this blog!) from San Lorenzo High School. And I did my best to live up to my answer to her interview question.

I was reminded of my quest for student participation when I learned about Phil Donahue’s death earlier this week. Phil Donahue was all the rage as a talk show host for about twenty years, but his heyday was in the 1980s. Prior to Phil Donahue, audiences were expected to stay quiet, listen, and occasionally clap for the host and the panelists.

He was the first talk show host ever to include the audience as a key part of the program. He even took phone calls, looking at the camera while he asked, “Is the caller there?” It’s stuff we take for granted now, but it was truly groundbreaking back then. Phil Donahue’s wild success was partly due to the fact that he treated his audience with respect, and he genuinely believed that their contributions made the show better. Donahue said, “Asking the questions was more exciting than thinking I had the answers. It was a real epiphany for me.”

That’s a great attitude for a talk show host, and actually, it may be an even better attitude for an educator.

Most of my own high school history classes had featured teachers feeding us information in lectures, or reading textbooks designed not to offend anyone, and answering questions at the end of each chapter. Then we regurgitated that on our tests. Luckily, I have a good mind for facts, so those high school history classes were always pretty easy for me. But it was boring – and because my teachers were trying so hard to finish the book (which they never did!), they didn’t have time to go in depth on even the most important events, and did they have time to discuss current events that just might have mattered to me.

When I became a history teacher, I wanted to take the time to look at some historical issues in depth, discuss current events, and not worry so much about studying every chapter in the textbook. That’s how Phil Donahue entered my classroom.

I had a fairly loud sport coat, and I bought some large framed glasses, rolled up a magazine to use like a microphone, and my low-budget transformation of Classroom B-10 into the Phil Donahue show was complete. Sometimes it was just me (aka “Phil”) leading a discussion. Sometimes I had students prepare and role play as panelists. But we always had the entire classroom participating, in the same way that Phil Donahue did. In the picture above, we were discussing an 18-week paid maternity leave for women, an idea that was being discussed in Congress at the time.

Most students loved these Phil Donahue-esque segments in my class. They had to listen to others, respectfully speak their mind (Jerry Springer didn’t come around until many years later, and I think his show would have been a poor format for the classroom), and really think about the issue being discussed.

But not all students loved Phil Donahue or my other active classroom teaching methods. I had more than a few say, “Can’t I just answer the questions at the end of the chapter?” For some students, being a sloth seems like the easy life. But it’s not the good life.

There are some people who push teachers to stick to the textbook, as it keeps any controversy from entering a classroom. Anytime I hear a politician say that teachers should stick to the textbook, I say that they don’t know enough about how to engage students. Classroom discussions, meaningful work in small groups, high-interest reading materials, considering ideas from different perspectives, and being pushed to think and write clearly and effectively – these are just a few of the ways to make classrooms more meaningful and interesting to students.

And, by the way, just because the classroom is quiet, don’t assume the students are engaged. Particularly in schools where students are focused on college admission, they will put up with some pretty boring teaching just to get a good grade. There’s a big difference between compliance and engagement, and as an educator I am far more interested in engagement.

Traditional high school history classes cater to strong memorizers. But when I went to college, I found that writing and thinking mattered WAY more than memorizing – in every class. And in life, it’s not even close. Don’t get me wrong – having the ability to recall facts is always helpful. But being able to effectively think, speak, and write blows the doors off of memorization. In four years of college, I never had one single multiple choice test. That all changed when I entered my masters in education program. Sigh.

So thank you Phil Donahue. Thanks for breaking the talk show mold. Thanks for modeling how to respect all participants, and eagerly listen to what they had to say. Thanks for delving into important, difficult, and sometimes controversial issues of the day. And thanks for making me a better and more interesting teacher, and maybe making the learning experiences of my students just a little more enjoyable.

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NOTES

Phil Donahue’s daytime show was one of the first shows to treat women as intellectuals. Wrote humorist Erma Bombeck, “He’s every wife’s replacement for the husband who doesn’t talk to her. They’ve always got Phil who will listen and take them seriously.” Funny, and sad. It reminds me of John Prine’s line in Angel from Montgomery, “How the hell can a person, Go to work in the mornin’, And come home in the evenin’, And have nothin’ to say.”

Joe Biden recently presented Phil Donahue the Presidential Medal of Freedom, saying he, “helped change hearts and minds through open and honest dialogue.”

Phil Donahue married Marlo Thomas (of That Girl fame). They met on his show, and if you watch that clip, you can kind of see their feelings for each other live on air. They were married for 44 years, and their close marriage was legendary. Just last year, when asked about what made their marriage so successful, Marlo Thomas said, “I call it the three Ls: love, listening and lust … You have to listen, and then you’ll know what the other person is really thinking and going through. You have to love each other. And without lust, you don’t have anything.” Good stuff right there.

My thanks to my senior social studies teacher, Mr. Don Lawson. He taught a National Problems course that had no textbook at all. We read interesting texts, discussed the upcoming election of 1980, examined local challenges of poverty, and he gave us the time and the freedom to write a research paper based on what we were studying. And I will say it publicly that though I thoroughly enjoyed writing that paper (Title: Poverty Profile: Little Rock) with my friend Craig, it would have been even better if I had not been infected with an acute case of senioritis. In spite of that lack of total commitment, I loved the class and the way we went into depth on real and current issues, and it certainly influenced how I taught later.

A thought about Maternity Leave. When I left my education career, I had hundreds of unused sick days. They were kind of my disability insurance, as, if I needed to be out for some kind of long illness or injury, I could have been paid for over a year while I recovered. But for female teachers who choose to have children, they have to use at least three years worth of those sick days during their maternity leave. It never seemed fair to me, as mothers had to build back their sick leave to have any kind of significant bank. Just one more thing I’d like to see changed in this world.

Phil Donahue picture from USA Today

I love the idea of the Olympics – the every-four-year gathering of the best athletes from all around the world. At its best, it is a respite from world tensions and a two-week focus on human effort and competition that creates greater understanding and appreciation of our similarities and differences. I have spectacular memories of Olympic highlights through the years: Mark Spitz’s dominance; Olga Korbut winning our hearts; the US Hockey Team miraculously defeating Russia in 1980; the flaming arrow in Madrid that lit the 1992 Olympic cauldron; Mohammed Ali, perhaps the most famous athlete the world has ever known, shaking with Parkinson’s as he lit the 1996 cauldron in Atlanta; and so many more.

Watching the Olympics was so much easier when there were just three main networks. All I had to do was switch to Channel 7 (ABC) to watch every evening, then most of the day on the weekends. NBC has carried the Olympics since 1988, and, now, I’m told that the best way to watch it is on NBC’S streaming service: Peacock. I have taken a strong moral stand against streaming services, and I drawn the line at Peacock. Take that Peacock! You’re talking to a principled man who won’t purchase every streaming service. Sure, I have a few others. Apple TV+? Of course! Two words: Ted Lasso. Netflix? Come on, you have to have Netflix! HBO/Max? How else would I have watched Game of Thrones? Hulu? Yes! The Bear needs to be watched! Disney? It’s essential. But adding Peacock? No way! I am a respected educator and blog writer, and I just don’t go out there and get every single streaming service. I hope that my discipline can inspire all of you to make tough decisions like these.

My “cable” service is YouTubeTV. It costs me about half of what DirecTV costs (which I clearly spend on other streaming services), and I love it. It records a gazillion Olympic events on NBC, and I can choose what I watch. I have loved that.

As I write this post, the 2024 Paris Olympics are well into their second week, and already there are many highlights that represent what the Olympics are all about. So here are my highlights from the 2024 Paris Olympics, so far.

Although there have been problems and controversies, overall, Paris has shined in these Olympics. The backdrop of the Eiffel Tower is wonderful. But my biggest takeaway from our hosts is, when did the French become such good athletes? They are on the podium with the total medal count; they have the best male soccer player in the world; the NBA rookie of the year is French; swimmer Leon Marchand won two gold medals in two brutal events separated by just two hours; and so many more. So now the French are the best cooks, the best romancers, and the best athletes? What is going on?! I say, good for France! It has been fun to watch.
Simone Biles came back. After a disappointing Olympics in Tokyo, the world’s greatest-ever gymnast stormed back and performed beautifully. Watching her perform, and seeing how, when she is at her best, she is so far superior to her competition, is something that I will always remember. And I am grateful to her for showing so many that mental health crises are real, and that they can be overcome.
One of my favorite stories was Ni Xia Lian, the 61-year-old ping pong athlete from Luxembourg who won her first round game. Maybe there’s hope for me yet! Of course, she was a champion early in her life, and spoiler alert, I was not. My favorite quote from her: “My style is old fashioned, but my technique is advanced. You can always change what you do, always improve.” Awesome. And, sexagenerians rock!
For the first time in twenty years, an American, Noah Lyles, won the 100-meter dash in a super close photo finish. I loved his appreciation for all the support his family has given him as he overcame so many obstacles to become the world’s fastest man. After the win, he posted, “I have Asthma, allergies, dyslexia, ADD, anxiety, and Depression. But I will tell you that what you have does not define what you can become. Why Not You!” As an educator, I am all about success stories like Noah Lyles.
Katy Ledecky cemented her status as the greatest distance swimmer of all time, and is now among the most decorated Olympic athletes of all time. In Paris, she won both the 800 meter and 1500 meter races. The 800 was close, but she clobbered the competition in the 1500. This is her FOURTH Olympics, and she has won at least one gold medal in each. And if she wants to endure that pain and suffering of swim training for a while longer, she could probably win the 1500 meter race when the Olympics come to LA in 2028. Incredible!

And I will end with the two best memes from the Olympics:

If you did not watch the men’s team gymnastics competition, you did not see the focus on the very last guy performing for the US team – Steve Nedoroscik, aka, “Pommel Horse Guy.” Nerdy with Clarke Kent glasses, and NBC had a timer on the screen whenever they cut to him, counting down the hours, minutes, and seconds before he performed. Most of the team members perform all or several events, but Steve was only there for pommel horse – the last event in the team competition. Twitter was going crazy with anticipation, and the team needed an awesome performance from him to earn a medal. And yes, Steve Nedoroscik took off his glasses, transformed from Clark Kent to “Pommel Horse Guy,” and came through like a champ. And here’s my favorite meme from USA gymnastics:

The other awesome meme came from the team pistol event. The special equipment that shooters typically wear makes them look futuristic – glasses where one eye is covered and the other has colored lens, sometimes a visor, headphones to eliminate distractions, and more. Then along comes Turkey’s Yusuf Dikec, who wears, well, kind of a fall afternoon vibe – jeans and a t-shirt, and no equipment at all. Tweets and memes had him “just dropping into the Olympics,” or as a “trained assassin who was given one last job for his country,” or “as cool and casual as John Travolta and Samuel L. Jackson in Pulp Fiction. When asked about his casual style, Dikec said, “I did not need special equipment. I’m a natural shooter.” Yeah you are, Yusuf. Yes you are.

I’ll stop there, but I hope you can see how much I have enjoyed the stories and accomplishments in the Paris Olympics. The world has come together, competed, and come away a little closer. At least for a while.

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NOTES

For the second summer Olympics in a row, Russia is not present. I don’t miss them. Back in Tokyo, it was because too many of their athletes were doping, and the government was trying to sabotage the drug detection data system. This time, it’s Ukraine. Being more political than I usually am in these posts, the Russian government is a terrible force in our world, and I question the motives of anyone who would support them. I don’t miss them, and I thank the Olympic committee for banning them. And I’m still mad at them for cheating their way to a gold medal in basketball in 1972.

Over 20% of Team USA hails from California, a percentage far higher than population would indicate. A very interesting article in the LAist hypothesized that beyond the weather, one reason for such a high percentage is the fact that California has hosted several Olympics games. Perhaps because of that, it’s not too difficult for Californians, “… to find an Olympian, making the feat of becoming one seem more attainable.” And Sally Ride said it well also, “You can’t be what you can’t see.” It’s one more good reason for choosing friends who are better than you. When you hang around amazing people, you’re motivated to be a little better. I like it.

And since you asked which American universities sent the most athletes to Paris, the top three are Stanford (37), UCLA (17), and USC (16). Go Cardinal! Go ACC! Go Big 10! Why is it called the Big 10 if there are 14 teams in it? I miss you already Pac 12. Do you know how many teams there were in the Pac 12? Twelve. Maybe we focused too much on academics in the Pac 12, so we just counted up the teams and let that determine the name of the conference.

Finally, I know that this post was a rose colored glasses post. I know all about the controversies. I am saddened by controversies that are political in nature, but I know that it’s hard to do anything these days without creating at least one political firestorm. People are eager to criticize, and happy to do so loudly. Other logistical issues, like the Seine River, were pretty rough, but that one may end up creating cleaner water in the future around the world. With these Olympics, I choose to have blinders on and focus on the positive, and there is so much to celebrate.

Photo Credits: X, and Fat Tire Tours.

Who’s in that Lane for July of 2024?! Bill Marshall and Kim Kitchen, that’s who!

First of all, just a reminder that these Who’s In That Lane! pieces celebrate our Conejo Valley Multisport Masters club and our teammates, and help us to get to better know our lane-mates and the people in those lanes over there! I know we all enjoy being a part of CVMM, and it’s even better when more of us really know each other! Secondly, what happened to June and July? Two months went by without a post, and I know that the anticipation is high for this August publication of Who’s In That Lane!?!?!

Let’s start with Bill Marshall. Bill has been a CVMM member for ten years, and he’s been back as a regular for the last three years. That’s the thing about CVMM – life happens, and if you have to take a break for any reason, CVMM will be waiting for you with open arms when you are ready. Bill loves Coach Nancy, and appreciates the way she helps him to get stronger and faster. Like all of us, he appreciates the camaraderie and the friendship that comes with being on our team. He also enjoys swimming regularly with his ex-wife Shelly, who swam with Nancy at UCLA. You see, even if marriages don’t work out, the friendships can stay strong through CVMM!

Bill swam competitively in high school and at the United States Air Force Academy. Let’s just think about that for a second. For those of you not familiar with the application process, just getting into the AFA is an amazing accomplishment, but to swim there as well? Very cool! He did a few masters meets in the 1980s, but it’s only been in the last two years that Bill started competing again. He enjoys competing in the 50 and 100 breaststroke and freestyle, as well as the IM.

Bill was an American Airlines pilot for 35 years after his military career. These days, as a retired colonel from the US Air Force, he is one of the USAF representatives who travels around the country supporting students and families who are applying for a coveted admissions slot in Colorado Springs. As a former high school principal, I can tell you that when the military representatives present that 4-year scholarship to students, currently valued at over $400,000, it is a giant moment for the student and the school. And without exception, it is the best of the best who earn those scholarships.

Outside of the pool these days, you’ll find Bill helping others by volunteering to help people fill out tax forms, and by substitute teaching.

As for our workouts, you find Bill usually swimming in the evenings and on Saturdays, and occasionally at noon. His favorite part of the workout is the rest between the swims, even if it’s just ten seconds. Hilarious! (And we all know what you mean!) He would rather not do the long swims, and if pushed, he can do 5 x 100 yards on the 1:30.

So thank you for your service to our nation, our schools, and to those in need, Bill Marshall, and thank you for being part of our CVMM family!

And now, Kim Kitchen is in that lane!

Kim is relatively new to our team. She’s been part of CVMM for one year, and already, she loves the team feel and camaraderie. She appreciates the coached workouts, and knows they make her better. Kim has never been part of a swim team before this, and has never swam competitively. That being said, she is doing some very cool things with her conditioning.

Like many on our team, Kim is a triathlete. She is a two-time ironman finisher. Kudos to Kim and all of our teammates who have heard, “You are an Ironman,” as they cross the finish line. I love the triathletes on our team. Some of them have always been strong swimmers, and some are really just trying to be stronger on the first leg of the triathlon. They are a family within a family, and Nancy knows how to help them to be their best.

Unlike many on our team, Kim is also a competitive prone paddleboarder. She says that swimming definitely helps with paddling and vice versa. Listening to Kim makes me want to paddleboard, she says, “I love the freeing feeling of paddling out in the water! I love that I can cover so many miles with just my hands! It’s so beautiful out there! It’s my happy place! It’s such a great feeling to be gliding along the water!” Kim recently qualified for the 32-mile race from Twin Harbors on Catalina to Manhattan Beach, and is excited to see what she can do in that famous and historic event. Wow! Keep us posted!

Kim is a mother of two teenages, an elementary school Special Education teacher, and a reading tutor. She has been teaching for 25 years! In other words, she’s a hero by day (I have a bias and I am a huge fan of anyone supporting student learning), and an incredible athlete on the side. I love it.

So thanks to our CVMM lanemates Kim and to Bill for letting us all learn more about them. Say hello to them no matter what lane you’re in!

To see previous Who’s In That Lane pieces, please click here.

Thanks for all of the emails and comments on Part I of my Year One Retirement Progress Report. My Dad wrote that he liked it, but it was way too long and could have used several more drafts. He’s not wrong. So I’ll shorten my introduction by five paragraphs (Winning!!) and get right to examining the last three criteria: Sharpening the Saw, Relationships, and Purpose.

Sharpening the Saw

In Steven Covey’s introduction to his 7th Habit of Highly Effective People, he famously asked, “Have you ever been too busy driving to stop for gas?” He also quotes Abe Lincoln’s, “Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.” Like Abe’s axe, our lives will become dull and ineffective if we do not make the effort to improve ourselves by seeking new knowledge and new ways of thinking, and by taking time to deliberately reflect on what we are doing well, and what needs to be improved.

Covey pushes people to sharpen their saw constantly in order to be the best they can be. He targeted mostly working people, but I know he would say it’s critical for retirees too. My friend John died this year at age 95. When I visited him last, he was on a reading tear, learning all he could about ancient east African civilizations. Why is it that those whose axes are the sharpest are the same ones who spend the most time at the sharpening stone? President Obama publishes the extensive list of the books he has read and music he is listening to at the end of each year. It is stunning how much he can get done. Theodore Roosevelt read a book every day while he was president. Though I can’t hold a candle to the people above, here is what I am doing to sharpen the saw in my retirement.

I continue to be an avid reader, though I have added the lens of reading as a means of learning how to write better. I keep a journal of writing lines or passages that hit home for me, and hope that it can inspire me to add beauty and depth to my writing. Seeing and reflecting on those passages is in itself a beautiful moment, like watching a blue heron fly silently by while you are sitting next to a river having a cup of coffee and finalizing your blog post.
I look for, and sometimes pay for, good coaching. I have appreciated and written often about my masters swim coach, and my golf game is less atrocious due to professional coaching. Sometimes, coaching comes from cookbooks, or from videos on cooking or pickleball, and there are certainly plenty of coaches from whom we can learn more about living well. There is so much expertise in the world, and to not use it is truly a missed opportunity.
Finally, and this is easier in retirement, I try to take as many opportunities to pause and reflect as I can. Consuming a large quantity of books, podcasts, or lectures doesn’t mean much unless we take the time to ponder how they might impact and improve our lives. My calendar has many more open spots in it than before, which means I’m not rushing like I used to from meeting to meeting to meeting to meeting to meeting. Looking back at my career, I wish I would have been better at leaving open spaces in my calendar, so I could have paused more to reflect and plan. Too often, I was too busy driving to stop for gas. But now, I have the luxury of time, and I am working to be better at pausing, reflecting, and sharpening the saw. I appreciate the research on reflection in the Harvard Business Review, which stated, “The practice (of reflection) itself is all about learning, looking back on the day (without bias or regret) to contemplate your behavior and its consequences. It requires sitting with yourself, taking an honest moment to think about what transpired, what worked, what didn’t, what can be done, and what can’t. Reflection requires courage. It’s thoughtful and deliberate. Being at the ‘top of your game’ only comes when you extract from the past how to engage the future.”

As for the progress report . . . After one year, Teacher Mike would tell me that I am growing, and I am spending time sharpening my saw, but that blade could be a lot sharper. I need to be more disciplined and make the time for both learning new information and finding time to reflect, and make more deliberate efforts to be more like Abe the axe-sharpener.

Relationships

One of the things that I miss the most in retirement is the social interactions that I enjoyed at work every day. I miss the short little conversations, the checking in on each other, the inside jokes, hearing about roses and thorns, and the hundreds of light and deep conversations I had over the course of a week. Most of those work relationships will fade away. This means that everyone who retires has to maintain their existing away-from-work relationships, and, in the best of all possible worlds, develop new ones. There is data from the Blue Zones research that confirms that healthy relationships improves and prolongs human lives.

Speaking of my marriage relationship, perhaps my biggest win after one year of retirement is that Jill doesn’t hate me. Victory! Jill works at home a few days a week, therefore we see each other more than we ever have. And after a year, not only does she not hate me, but we both agree that we are thriving with our new time together.

I am also free to travel more to see my family. I’ve taken several trips to Arkansas and Sacramento, and I will be going to southern Washington in August for my nephew’s wedding. Many of these trips would have been impossible to take while working, and they all serve to make my family relationships deeper.

And I will continue to enjoy life with friends. One of my favorite things to do is organize big and little experiences and adventures with my friends. It could be a bike trip, a fantasy football league, pickleball Saturdays, a bbq, or any number of things. My friend Grant (a regular blog reader!) is one of the best at this, and he shared, “When you help a group of people to have a good time, or to do something fun together, and they leave with a smile, I think that makes us live longer.” I think you’re exactly right, Grant.

On the virtual side, these blog posts have been a wonderful way to keep in touch with friends. I hear from my high school classmates, former students, parents, and colleagues from my jobs all over California, and even a few new people that I’ve met through my writing. With an average of around 300 readers, I am still able to respond to everyone who comments or emails. Thanks to all of you who make that work so well.

As for the progress report . . . After one year, Teacher Mike would tell me that I am doing OK here, but I cannot rest. Relationships take initiative, care, and a lot of work. They are too important to take for granted.

Purpose

Why do you wake up in the morning? If you like your answer for that question, then you have a sense of purpose. Blue Zones research points to healthy relationships adding seven or more years to your life. I was fortunate to have a career that gave me so many ways to answer that question for almost forty years. And now, I need a different answer.

One of the most difficult parts of retiring after 39 years in the same field is that I left at a time when I was at the height of my knowledge of not only what works in public education, but also how to best support leaders and educators in the important work that they do. I don’t know how much longer I can do it, but I am enjoying using that knowledge and experience to support districts and leaders as an educational consultant. Some of that work I get paid for, but most of it I do just to support former colleagues. I am enjoying my work as a consultant and mentor, supporting leaders, helping teams be their best, and supporting districts with challenging tasks, and it is one of the things that answers the question of why I get up in the morning.

I will be a proud educator for all of my days, and I will continue to use that passion and knowledge, even after my consulting days are done. Still, I need to look beyond my former career-related endeavors for my sense of purpose. So what else is there?

What makes this transition easier for me is that I have never derived my entire identity and sense of worth from my career. I have always had other interests. I think a lot of it goes back to the other criteria is this progress report. Sharpening the saw can be a purpose-creating activity in itself. Healthy, loving, and enjoyable relationships can give more than enough purpose to make a life worth living. Finding ways to give back and make the world a better place for others adds to a sense of purpose. And finally, the pursuit of spiritual growth cannot be ignored. We all have to find our way.

Teacher Mike, in his assessment of my pathway to purpose, would agree that I am one of the lucky ones. He would also agree that consulting will not last forever, and I will have to rely on purpose-giving activities that have nothing to do with my career. The search for purpose is not a static one. One of my sayings is, “Today is a good day.” I have said it for the last twenty years, because you never know what challenges today, tomorrow, or next week will bring. Appreciating and embracing each day lets me wake up each morning with so much to look forward to. And when those next challenges come, and they will, I’ll do my best to accept the challenge and continue to appreciate all of the love and beauty in the world.

So that’s my progress report. Thanks for reading this far. I hope this post has you thinking about (1) Health and Fitness, (2) Hobbies, (3) Sharpening the Saw, (4) Relationships, and (5) Purpose. For those of you who are retired, I wish you luck in enjoying this new phase of life and making the most of it. For those of you who aren’t there yet, I hope this post gives you ways to look at leading your best life now and in the future.

Thanks for reading!

And something new, I am publishing this post in podcast form a day or two after I post it here. The podcasts are very basic at this point. I read the post, embellishing it for better or for worse with a few thoughts that come to my weird mind as I’m reading. We’ll see how it works out. If you would like to subscribe to that podcast, please click here.

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Harvard Business Review Article by James R. Bailey and Scheherazade Rehman. What a great article. A couple of thoughts from this study;

The work that it took to compile thoughts of hundreds of executives was stunning. It required coding the comments, and doing a detailed analysis of that coding. It’s something that AI can now do in five seconds. We live in a different world.
I love the recommendations for incorporating reflection into our lives:
- Keep a journal
- Set aside an hour a week to review your journal.
- Don’t just re-read what you wrote, add to it and enhance it.

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One of my theories for staving off dementia, and it’s based on a good amount of reading on the topic, is that we reduce our chances for dementia-related illnesses when our lives are strong in these three areas;

Exercise, particularly when it’s outside. Walking, hiking, biking, golf, you name it. Get off your ass and do something that gets your heartbeat up.
Social engagement. Loneliness is an epidemic in this country, and maybe beyond. Be a part of a church or other organization. Get out of the house and be with friends and family. Don’t let the TV be your most frequently visited companion.
Keep your brain active. Solve problems. Learn something new. Brush your teeth with your non-dominant hand. Always look to be growing as a person.

I know people who do all these things, and still get dementia. But science says we do better, and more than anything, life is a lot more enjoyable because we are doing those things.

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Maybe I don’t want my saw to be too sharp. Funny story, or so I think. While with the fantastic Manhattan Beach Rotary Club, I volunteered to be a sous chef for a fund-raising dinner by a celebrity chef. In this case the celebrity was a 7th grade Manhattan Beach student who had just won a Chopped, Junior competition. How hard could that be? I arrived at the beautiful home where we were preparing and eventually serving. The 7th grader asked me if I brought my own knives. Um . . . no. Then she asked if I had ever used sharp knives. The nerve of the kid! Give me that knife! But just to check, I did lightly touch the knife with my fingertip. Mistake. We’ve got a bleeder! Five minutes on the job, and I almost ruined everything. So, the saw that we sharpen doesn’t need to be razor sharp. I don’t know if that story works, but I sure like it!

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I love the Blue Zones research. Here are all of the references to it on my website. And here is the Blue Zone website that is so worth your time.

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This post was still too long. Sorry, Dad.

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I mentioned my “Today is a good day” refrain. A more famous version of that comes from my former colleague Sandy Casey. Here is what I wrote in my post on Sean: While I was Superintendent in Manhattan Beach, one of our most beloved teachers at Manhattan Beach Middle School was one of the people tragically killed at the Route 91 Music Festival in Las Vegas. Her name was Sandy Casey, and she taught some of our most impacted students. She had a saying: “Today is a good day for a good day.” In the wake of our loss, we remembered those words, and if you look around, you can see that saying written in cursive on doors throughout the school district. Sandy continues to teach us to find ways to make the most of each day. I love it. ”

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The pictures in the post are from a vacation with friends camping by the Kings River near Fresno, CA, where we spent our 100-degree days floating down the river on tubes, cooling off in the 55-degree water, playing a gazillion games, laughing, and making lots of memories. Please don’t give me too much of a hard time for having my computer at the river. These blog posts don’t write themselves!

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I’m not a big fan of report cards. They are so . . . final. A progress report is much more helpful – it’s a check in on how it’s going, and guidance on how to be more successful. As a teacher, one of my favorite projects was the five to ten page research paper, where the first draft was due two or three weeks before the final draft was due. I would spend hours commenting on those drafts. There was no grade. There were only recommendations for what needed to be changed, improved, deleted, or added. Then there was the conversation about my recommendations. It was not long, five to ten minutes, but when it worked, the student left with a clear vision of what needed to be improved. In some cases, where the quality was lacking, I recommended a second or even third draft that I could review. The whole project was a process. If students did what I asked, it was hard not to earn an A or a B on the final grade.

I’m taking a similar attitude as I reflect on finishing my first official year of retirement. I’m not giving myself grades, but I am going to take the time to reflect on how it’s going, what I’m doing well, and what I need to work on. Sounds kind of funny, doesn’t it? Working on retirement? But I don’t think that living your best life in retirement is one bit easy. And, spoiler alert, there are many things I could be doing a lot better. I’ve written this before, but many of my posts are intended to give me the kick in the a** I need to make the most of however many more days I have left on our crazy and beautiful planet. This one certainly fits that mold.

One thing I did right was taking a practice run. Back in August of 2021, I stopped working for about eight months. My main reasons were that I had been in the same job, the same GREAT job, for eleven years, and it felt like time for a change. But I’d be lying if I didn’t say that COVID was soul-crushing for most educational leaders. Dealing with all of the regulations, the fears of parents and employees, and the anger of too many people, all mixed in with incredible uncertainty, left many of us exhausted, less healthy than ever (my blood pressure was high for the first time in my life), and beaten down. So I took eight months and did nothing. No commute, no consulting, no nothing. I played golf twice a week, went to museums with retired friends, cooked more, and wrote more. What I learned was that I liked it just fine. And by “just fine,” I mean that it was wonderful.

Our financial advisor told me that we could afford to have me retire, but she also said, rather directly, “BUT IT WOULDN’T HURT YOU AT ALL TO WORK ONE MORE YEAR.” That led to me taking the superintendent job in Placentia – Yorba Linda, and having one of the most enjoyable work experiences of my life. I was inspired by the kindness and high quality efforts of almost everyone I met. I officially retired at the end of that year, with my first day of retirement being July 1, 2023.

So in terms of my preparation for retirement, that practice run was super helpful. If you can manage it, I highly advise it.

And now, one year in, I have zero regrets about retiring. My only focus on this progress report is not on whether I should have retired, but how I am doing in making the most of it. Although I do not have a retirement progress report form (yet!), I will be organizing this by analyzing via a few categories. I may change them over time, but for now, I’m going to look at how I’m doing in the areas of (1) Health and Fitness, (2) Enjoying my Hobbies, (3) Sharpening the Saw (Steven Covey’s term for always working to improve yourself), (4) Relationships, and (5) Purpose.

Section 1: Health and Fitness:

I’ve written a lot about health and fitness in my blog posts. It’s important to me, and it’s important if I’m going to enjoy a long retirement. Here are some quotes I’ve been writing about and apply to this part of the progress report:

From Michael Easter’s, The Comfort Crisis:
- “Most people today rarely step outside their comfort zones. We are living progressively sheltered, sterile, temperature-controlled, overfed, underchallenged, safety-netted lives. And it’s limiting the degree to which we experience our ‘one wild and precious life,’ as poet Mary Oliver put it.”
- “A radical new body of evidence shows that people are at their best—physically harder, mentally tougher, and spiritually sounder—after experiencing the same discomforts our early ancestors were exposed to every day. Scientists are finding that certain discomforts protect us from physical and psychological problems like obesity, heart disease, cancers, diabetes, depression, and anxiety, and even more fundamental issues like feeling a lack of meaning and purpose.
- “Are you not important enough to do it for you?”
From Chris Crowley and Henry Lodge’s Younger Next Year:
- “Exercise hard six days a week,”
- “Aerobic exercise does more to stop actual death, but strength training can make your life worthwhile.”
And the general message from the Noom diet, the Mediterranean Diet, and a gazillion other reasonable diets:
- Lots of fruits and vegetables, plenty of lean proteins, some healthy carbs, and as little sugar and processed foods as possible

I would not call myself a good sleeper yet, but I’m better than I was while I was working. I still get up super early at least twice a week to swim in my masters workout that starts at 5:55 AM. And between pickleball, my Peloton, and swimming, I exercise hard four to six days a week. That’s pretty good, but the reality is that it’s not different from what I was doing when I worked 60 hours a week. Almost every retired person I talk with says something like, “My days are so full. I can’t believe I did so much when I was working.” I have so much more time now, yet it’s still challenging to get things done. I thought I would significantly up my health and fitness game in retirement, but so far, that’s not the case. I am debating whether I can be healthier without a more rigid schedule, or without some kind of commitment to make my life a little less comfortable.

In terms of diet, I wrote about being on the Noom diet two years ago. It was highly effective. Turns out eating fewer calories and eating healthier foods is good for you. Who knew!!!! I stopped recording all of my food intake, just because it’s kind of a crazy, obsessive lifestyle that I did not want to continue. The result? I’ve gained back some of that Noom weight loss, and I don’t love it. Again, I am questioning whether I should reduce my looking at retirement as a comfortable lifestyle, and whether I should be mixing in more discomfort so that I can fully enjoy retirement life for the long term.

Finally, in terms of health and fitness, my left knee is not cooperating. I have a full replacement scheduled for early December, and I’m looking forward to it. Kind of. If I wanted to delay the replacement, I would stop playing golf and pickleball. My friend and awesome-across-the-street-neighbor Jack saw me limping back after playing two hours of pickleball, and said, “Don’t you have a doctorate degree?” Yes, Jack, I do. And yes, a more intelligent person would avoid this bone on bone knee pain by not playing golf or pickleball. But I love both of them, and that’s not the lifestyle I want to lead. I am hoping that getting that surgery will give me twenty years of fully enjoying not just golf and pickleball, but also plain old walking. My knee pain is a discomfort I would like to live without. I have a plan!

So in terms of overall health and fitness, I have some work to do. My teacher feedback after this one year first draft effort might be, “You know what you have to do. Just do it.” Easily said, Teacher Mike. Also – that’s not very helpful. I would hope that progress report conversation would congratulate me on sleeping better. I’ve been a crappy sleeper for a long time, and every bit of research says that’s detrimental. We would then move into what I could do to push myself and be less comfortable, at least some of the time. Maybe it’s creating a more rigid schedule. Maybe it’s a different mindset. And maybe I’m making too much of the whole thing. As I write that, I can hear my sister Martha saying sweetly, yet sternly, “Mike, just calm the hell down and relax. You’re doing just fine.” Thanks, Martha.

Section 2: Enjoying My Hobbies

I’ve always loved pursuing hobbies outside of work. In fact, it’s one of the questions I would ask colleagues when they started thinking about retirement. I would ask, “Outside of work, what do you love doing?” Sometimes, I would get a blank stare. Other times, the answer kept going and going. I heard so many answers: grandchildren, gardening, music, sports, reading, cooking, artistic endeavors, and many, many more. For those colleagues who gave me the blank stare, I worried about their retirement. For people who define themselves mostly by their positions in their work, I worried about how they could be happy and healthy in their retirement. I will look at these same questions on a deeper level when I get into the Purpose section, but what is it that makes you interesting to yourself? What are the things you enjoy doing that make you want to get up in the morning and seize the day?

My hobbies are familiar to those who read my posts: writing, cooking, golf, pickleball, music, organizing/tidying up, travel, and swimming. The hobby I’ve added is gardening. I am enjoying taking care of about ten potted plants in our yard that add color and flavor (my basil plants are THRIVING!) to our lives. I make a big deal of the fact that I am a member of Armstrong’s Garden Center, though I admit there was not a stringent vetting process. I simply gave them my name and email address – kind of similar to my application to become a minister in the Universal Life Church. I’ve been telling Jill that my membership should earn me a little more respect around the house. So far, she’s not impressed by the membership, but she does appreciate the efforts to add color and flavor.

After one year of retirement, I continue to enjoy all of these hobbies, old and new. Going to Japan in what would have been the middle of the school year, going to spring training Dodger baseball in Arizona, and taking four trips to visit family in Little Rock were all a step up in my travel game. And my Dad says that my writing continues to improve, and believe me, he would tell me if it weren’t. I don’t know that I’m improving, but I’m enjoying the heck out of all of my hobbies. The only hobby/passion I’m not pursuing as much as I would like is my music. My guitar sits in the corner of our living room, calling out to me. I need to answer the call more.

In our progress report conference, I would hope that teacher Mike would ask what the point of these hobbies is. Is it to get better in all of them? Is it to dominate in golf and pickleball and win awards as a writer and chef? Or is it just to spend time enjoyably with friends, and to experience flow doing the things I love? Even writing this down gives me the slap in the face I need to think correctly. I can hear my sister’s voice again here. And maybe the conversation would close with teacher Mike asking me what in the world is stopping you from picking up that guitar a few times a week?

Paraphrasing Diondre Cole from Saturday Night Live, we are out of time! A full blog post, and only two of the five progress report criteria have been covered! You know what that means. This is now Part One of a Two-Part series. I will hit (3) Sharpening the Saw, (4) Relationships, and (5) Purpose in my next post. For those of you enjoying this topic, what great news! For those of you bored beyond belief, first of all, thanks for getting this far, and I secondly, apologize in advance for the next post!

Looking forward to your comments, and thanks for reading.

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NOTES

Great quotes on being ready to retire from Fritz Gilbert’s Keys to a Successful Retirement: Staying Happy, Active, and Productive in your Retired Years. (Buy it on Amazon here)

“If you are what you do, who are you when you don’t?”
- Richard J. Leider and Alan M. Webber (from Life Reimagined: Discovering Your New Life Possibilities)
If you look up the definition of “retire,” you’ll find “to withdraw from action or danger.” I prefer to think of it as “re-tire,” an act in which we put new tires on our vehicles for the changing road conditions ahead.

When Jill was reading the post, and she was about halfway done, she was worried that she had already been reading for a long time, and she was only on criteria one of five. She said she was beginning to despair that it would never end. And while she was relieved when she finally learned this was part one of two, she said it might have been helpful to know that earlier. What’s the fun in that, Jill? The way I did it, you were at the edge of despair, just like the hero in a good rom-com, then all of the sudden, a glimmer of hope changed everything!

I like the teacher/progress report idea, and I have experience with it, so that analogy makes some sense to me. But I also like the idea of having a life caddie walking around with us and helping us make our decisions – both big and small. Thinking about what to eat? Ask your caddie. Need a push to add discomfort to your workout? Your caddie is there for you. Seinfeld’s Cosmo Kramer had a life caddie – and it helped him tremendously – at least for a while. Short clip here.

And if you have not had the pleasure of watching “What Up With That” on Saturday Night Live, and if you’re sense of humor is as warped as mine is, I highly recommend it. Longtime SNL star Kenan Thompson plays talk show host Diondre Cole. In each and every episode, Diondre brings in three stars, but somehow, time slips away before he can get to the in depth interviews he hopes for. You can see some of the e arly episodes here, and if you want, there’s more. You may think it gets less funny as the same joke gets played out in every episode, or . . . like me, you may think it gets more and more hilarious.

Here’s the link to my review of The Comfort Crisis.

And here’s the link to my review of Younger Next Year.

Growing up, July 4th was always a big holiday in our house. We did not call it Independence Day. Just July 4th. The main focus for my siblings and me was getting to the amazing fireworks stands that magically popped up in June. The red, white, and blue banners lured us in, but it was the wondrous and colorful array of explosive devices that drove us out of our minds. We were on our best behavior, just waiting for the day when our parents would take us.

What made it even better, and yet a little worse, was Dad offering to give us more money to spend at the fireworks stand. Big money! Like $20! Sounds great, right? All we had to do was write an essay on what Independence Day meant to us, and then we had to read the essay to Mom and Dad. We had all saved a little bit of money from our allowance, but $20 was too good to turn down. So we all wrote the essays.

I wish I still had those essays. They must have been absolutely horrible. Combine a child’s writing ability, completely insufficient research, and a mind way more focused on holding explosives than on the ideals of democracy, and there’s no way any of us turned in a deep or thoughtful essay. But Dad showed pity on his unfocused children, and we each earned the $20.

When the day of the fireworks stand visit finally came, we all piled into our Ford Country Squire station wagon with its yellow paint and fake wood panels. We would pull up to the dusty parking lot next to the roadside stand and start running before the car even came to a full stop. There were no pesky seat belts back then, or at least nobody wore them, so it was an easy exit from the slowing car. We would wait in line, then get to the counter to make our choices. Firecrackers, bottle rockets – we bought those by the gross – more on that later – snakes, sparklers, Roman candles, fountains, whistling chasers, and then some not-as-spectacular-as-we-would-hope aerial fireworks to end the evening. Leaving the stand with boxes and bags of fireworks felt better than Christmas. Let’s be honest, Christmas gifts are great, but you can’t blow them up!

We waited until July 4th to light most of the fireworks, but the bottle rocket wars with our cousins began the very next day. Armed with hundreds of bottle rockets, two teams of boys took refuge behind walls or piles of rocks on either side of the vacant lot next to our house, and we would proceed to fire rockets at each other for hours. You learned to light a bottle rocket, then toss it at just the right moment so it would fly screaming towards your enemies. Bottle rockets were exploding all around us, and it was glorious. We were of course wearing protective goggles, ear plugs, and fireproof clothing . . . Who am I kidding? We had no protection at all other than our shorts and t-shirts. I can’t tell you how many times a bottle rocket would hit my chest and explode, blowing a hole in my shirt and leaving a mark – some might call it a burn, but it was really just a badge of courage.

What were my parents doing while this chaos ensued? Dad was working, and Mom was inside with my Aunt Alix drinking Chablis, probably wincing repeatedly, like Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the Pink Panther movies, at all of the cracks and bangs of the bottle rockets, and wondering what they had done wrong to raise a bunch of idiots like us. Could something have gone terribly wrong? Sure! I could point to this and many other stunts from my childhood that make me marvel at the fact that I’m still here. But memories of those days do make me smile. We thought we were the luckiest and most bad-ass kids in the world.

Buying fireworks and battling with them. That’s the true meaning of July 4th.

OK. No it’s not. But that’s the 62-year-old me talking. The 12-year-old me would be rolling my eyes at hearing the 62-year-old me saying no. But no, 12-year-old me, it’s not.

Here are my current thoughts on what Independence Day for the United States of America means, using the Declaration and the Bill of Rights as the foundation. It is not at all exhaustive, but these are some of the concepts I will be celebrating. I’m not sure it is worth $20, but here you go.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal. What a radical statement that was back in 1776. It is the cornerstone of what makes the USA unique and so special. It was an aspirational goal then. I don’t think those who signed the Declaration of Independence even fathomed the true meaning of this statement, or how aspirational it would remain over two centuries later. But we have come so far. I am grateful for the American heroes who have devoted their lives toward making the progress we’ve made, and to those who continue to pursue this work. This statement will be true when statistics can no longer predict the educational, economic, or other successes of American citizens based on their race or gender. This July 4, I’ll be celebrating our aspirations, our progress, and our continued commitment to making that wonderful statement a reality.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, … that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. After the American Revolutionary War, or the “American War for Independence” as they call it in the UK, Marquis de Lafayette, the French military hero who did so much to help us win that war, said, “Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country.” For all of our flaws, we are still that country.
And I’ll be celebrating the First Amendment, which put into law some of the ideals stated in the Declaration of Independence. I don’t know of a single statement that has guaranteed individual liberties more than this one. It allows us to worship as we please. It protects us from a government endorsing or establishing any religion. (Earlier this week, Louisiana voted to test that freedom, with a law requiring the Ten Commandments to be posted in every classroom – and now Oklahoma’s State Superintendent is trying to outdo The Pelican State, ordering schools to begin incorporating the the Ten Commandments and the Bible into lessons in grades 5 through 12.) The First Amendment also allows us the freedom of speech. It guarantees our right to peaceably assemble. These freedoms make us the envy of the world. And none of them is easy. You’d think after 230 years we would have it figured out, but we humans are very complex, and we keep confronting our fundamental principles with new challenges. But the struggle is worth our time and frustration.
Mostly, I will be celebrating our nation and all that it stands for. We will proudly display our flag in our front yard. I will take a moment to be grateful for all that the benefits this country has afforded myself and others. I will take a moment to remember those who have defended our nation through the years. When Warren Buffet was asked the reason for his success, he said one of the most important elements was the fact that he was born in the United States of America. We are an imperfect nation filled with imperfect people. But we are a nation that has continued to improve its ability to deliver on its promises of liberty and equality, and that alone is a cause worthy of glorious fireworks.

Happy July 4th, and Happy Independence Day, everyone. Let’s be grateful, let’s continue our quest to make our aspirations a reality, and for those of you buying fireworks, let’s be safe out there.

And something new, I am publishing this post in podcast form the day after I post it here. The podcasts are very basic at this point. I read the post, embellishing it for better or for worse with a few thoughts that come to my weird mind as I’m reading. We’ll see how it works out. If you would like to subscribe to that podcast, please click here.

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NOTES

Warren Buffett goes much further than his success stemming from being born in the United States. He says that he won the “ovarian lottery,” and being born in the United States, male, and white all made his path to success easier. If he had been born to wealthy parents, that would have further increased his odds of success. It still takes hard work to succeed, and history is increasingly filled with amazing success stories from those who did not win the ovarian lottery. To read a few of his thoughts, click here. It is worth your time.

When I taught, religion was a frequent topic in our lectures and discussions. Religion has played a crucial role in human history, and not to teach it leaves gaps of understanding. How can you understand the Civil Rights movement without knowing that Dr. Martin Luther King was a protestant minister and how crucial the Black churches were in spreading the word? How can you understand the Holocaust without understanding the beliefs of Judaism? European history is full of wars fought over religious beliefs. It is crucial to understand all of the world’s major religions if one is truly going to understand the world we live in. But there is a difference between teaching about a religion and proselytizing a certain religion to students. As a public school employee, I never wanted to cross that line. I wanted all students to feel respected, and I wanted to develop as much understanding as possible.

You can count on it coming in early June. My Dad will reach out to all of his kids and say, “The most important day of the year is coming this Sunday. You do remember that Father’s Day is this Sunday, right?”

Yes, Dad. We remember.

I heard those words this week from my 85-year-old Dad in our weekly Tuesday conversation. I love those talks. We’ve been having them for a long time now. They don’t last too long, maybe 15-20 minutes. We talk about our workouts that week, new ailments, family members (only good things – I have to say that because they read these posts), books we are reading, and things that make us smile and laugh. And believe it or not, I learn something new about my Dad in a majority of those conversations. I wish I could have them all transcribed, and that I would store them in Evernote, but I just try to take them all in and enjoy them for what they are.

Like me, my Dad is a storyteller. I enjoy all of the stories, though I have often doubted their veracity. Abe Lincoln, one of my father’s heroes, often explained situations through anecdotes and parables. While the northern masses loved it, those closest to him would roll their eyes whenever he would start a new story with “It reminds me of the farmer, who . . . “ Over the years, I have learned that Dad’s stories have more than a grain of truth in them. The movie that hits closest to home is one my favorites, Big Fish. The father, Ed Bloom, is one of the all time great storytellers, and his son asks him to “Joe Friday” it – to just to state the facts. Ed Bloom responds, “Most men, they’ll tell you a story straight through. It won’t be complicated, but it won’t be interesting either.” I think that is Dad’s philosophy as well. Why just state the facts when you can tell a fascinating story? It’s a lesson from my father that I’ve tried to teach both of my sons. High points, low points, risks, victories, failures, embarrassing moments – after a while, they just become another story. And life is far better when we have interesting stories.

All of us kids have stories about Dad as a feared disciplinarian. If our mom wanted us to put an immediate halt to whatever shenanigans we were up to, all she had to say was, “Do you want me to tell this to your father!?!” Our answer would be an immediate, “No, Ma’am,” and it was over. There was yelling, there were punishments, and there were threats. I don’t think he could have really turned me into a grease spot (one of his frequent threats when I had done/not done something), but I did not want to find out. We laugh about those stories now, and my siblings and I all believe that those moments shaped us into the people we are now.

Dad kept us busy every weekend. For the majority of the year, weekends meant lawn mowing. Dad bought the heaviest and most reliable Sears Craftsman mowers. He would never waste money on any kind of self-propelled mower, because that would have made the job a little easier. During the winter, the lawn went dormant, but our chores did not. We had a vacant lot next to us. Nothing but dirt and rocks. Dad must have truly hated the rocks that would pop up whenever it rained on that dirt lot. We would be out there on a winter weekend, digging holes in that lot, then the next weekend, we would rake the rocks up on the lot, and throw them in those holes that we had dug. Then it would rain, and more rocks would rise to the surface. Endless, useless work. Maybe it was good for us? And now, it’s just a story. Whenever I do something that takes a lot of work for not much result, all I’m doing is “raking rocks.” For the record, I have never asked my children to mow the lawn or rake rocks. So far, they have turned out pretty darn good.

I would describe Dad as crazy, but mostly crazy in a very good way. As a family, we did unheard of things. I’ve written about our three-week bicycling excursion to Ireland. We trained as a together, then, with only maps as our guide, packed up our bikes, put them together in the Limerick, Ireland airport, and took off riding. It was an epic trip, a fountain of many stories, and only a true madman would plan it. We would have very splashy and noisy swimming battles in any pools that would have us. We would swim up to Dad, and he would toss us away, high in the air, sending us screaming as we landed in contorted positions. That’s a great way to clear a crowded pool by the way. I’m pretty sure other parents were telling their kids to stay clear of the insanity in the pool. I don’t know how rare this is, but he demanded that all of his kids go to college out of state. He thought we would learn more about life by expanding our horizons. It was just one more crazy expectation growing up in our house.

And there’s a little bit of Atticus Finch in my Dad. And I’m talking less about the lawyer side of Atticus than the “treat all people with respect” side of him. I remember eating lunch at a super fancy club, and saying thank you to a waiter who brought me some water. The next thing I felt was a hard slap on my face from my grandmother, who told me never to thank a person of color. She did not say it with those words. I remember looking at my Dad, who assured me we would talk later. I don’t remember exactly what he said when we went home, but he confirmed that the members of our family treated all people with fairness and respect. And he didn’t say this, but I felt the Atticus Finch line, “There’s a lot of ugly things in this world, son. I wish I could keep ‘em all away from you. That’s never possible.” He was raised in a racist environment and somehow he emerged as a progressive Southerner. He took on clients of all races who could not afford to pay him, and it was just part of what he did. But I know it was appreciated, and we all loved that he was given one of our many much-loved short-haired dachshunds as one form of payment. I think that’s the side of my father that shaped me and eventually contributed to my decision to want to make a difference via public education.

As we have progressed through life, it’s Dad’s listening and caring that have meant the most to me. He knows as much about my life and my career as anybody. He will tell me when I’ve written a great post, and when I’ve written a bunch of words that don’t really matter. He has cheered me on when life has gone well, and been there for me in my most challenging times. These once-a-week conversations add up, because he is fully invested in them. I feel pretty darn lucky, at age 62, to have a father who still adds so much to my life. On my last birthday, he told me that he was embarrassed to have a son who was so old. Pretty funny, actually. Sometimes, being a great dad, friend, or partner is just listening. And believe it or not, for storytellers to be at the top of their game, they must be outstanding listeners.

So whether or not Father’s Day is the most important day of the year, I do wish a Happy Father’s Day to my listening, progressive, crazy, idleness-hating, holder of high expectations, and story-telling father. This post just scratches the surface of who you are. But I love all of it. I look forward to our conversation on Father’s Day, and then we’ll get back to the highlight of my week – our Tuesday morning conversations.

I love you, Dad.

“A man tells his stories so many times that he becomes the stories.
They live on after him, and in that way he becomes immortal.”
Ed Bloom, Big Fish

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NOTES

First and foremost, Happy Father’s Day to all of you note-reading dads out there, and the same to all of you note-readers’ fathers, whether or not they are still with us. We all get into this father thing not knowing a damn thing, and we do our best to be a positive influence in our children’s lives.

For the record, I think Mother’s Day is by far the best of the Hallmark Holidays. Father’s Day is the second. And Valentine’s Day is a distant third. It’s hard enough to be a good partner to the person you love, but when you add a day that comes with such high expectations, to me, it’s just another chance to fall short.

Three quotes about dads that I loved but did not use in the post:

“A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society.” – Billy Graham
“I only hope when I have my own family that everyday I see a little more of my father in me.” – Keith Urban
“A father carries pictures where his money used to be.” – Steve Martin. Come on. That’s really funny.

And I don’t have a quote for this, but I remember what Father George Tribou, my high school principal and one of my heroes, said when he was talking to parents about what he wanted out of a Catholic High School graduate. He said, “All I want is for them to be good men and good fathers.”

The cover picture was taken two years ago. My Dad and my step mom took a trip west from Hot Springs to Mount Ida, Arkansas. From a lofty 700 feet in elevation, we are overlooking Lake Ouachita, where we spent countless weekends growing up. The next photo was taken three years ago, eating a healthy breakfast in Pangburn, Arkansas. And the last picture was taken last year in my Dad and Step Mom’s front yard.

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Do you ever feel like the world is bombarding you with a message, and that wherever you turn, you keep hearing that same thought? Kind of like Kevin Costner’s character Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams hearing, “If you build it, they will come.” Or like when people saw images or heard musical notes inspired by aliens in Close Encounters of the Third Kind. In those examples, only a few people saw or heard the messages, so everyone else thought they were crazy. In my case, while people may think I’m crazy for the usual reasons, these messages have come from mainstream media, and not from supernatural or extra-terrestrial messengers.

The first source of the messaging came after PGA golfer Grayson Murray died by suicide. Up until last week, he was a story of hope. Murray was an outstanding golfer who won early in his career, then struggled. Three years ago, he announced he was an alcoholic and withdrew from golf to focus on his health. He returned to golf, sober and more prepared, made his way back to the PGA tour, and actually won a tournament in January of this year. It was one of the feel-good stories of the year. However, he struggled in recent competitions, and actually withdrew from last week’s contest after playing less well than he wanted. The next day, he was found dead.

It was shocking, unexpected, and incredibly sad. His parents made a statement that hit home with me. They said, “Life wasn’t always easy for Grayson, and although he took his own life, we know he rests peacefully now.” Then they asked for people to honor Murray “by being kind to one another.”

When I read that, it took me back to my times of grief. One of my takeaways from that whole process was how powerful acts of kindness were in helping me to heal. And not just kindness towards my family and me, but any acts of kindness. Grayson’s parents’ words brought back a flood of memories of how I felt at that time. For some of you, it may sound trite. But let me tell you, it was a real feeling. After almost a quarter of a century, I am still grateful and beyond appreciative of people going out of their way to be kind to someone else.

The next message came with another death, this one brought about by cancer. Basketball legend Bill Walton succumbed to colon cancer earlier this week at the age of 71. Way too young. LA Times sports reporter Bill Plaschke wrote about Walton’s legacy, and his two top characteristics about Walton had nothing to do with basketball – he was wonderfully wacky and incredibly kind. That set off the Close Encounters song again. Plaschke witnessed Walton’s weekly kindness to Coach John Wooden as he aged. Walton was quick to bestow platitudes upon everyone he met. I think that because of (1) being perhaps the best college basketball player ever, and (2) being one of most kind and positive souls ever, Walton was allowed to keep a long career in sports broadcasting. He said some crazy stuff during basketball games, and some of it was even about basketball. He would discuss the winter solstice, Sir Isaac Newton, Beethoven, Chewbacca, the late Pac 12 Conference – always referred to as “The Conference of Champions” – and make oblique references to the Grateful Dead and marijuana. He loved life, he loved heaping praise on others, and he used both public and private life to spread joy and laughter wherever he could. And to those who knew him best, his big-hearted kindness was his greatest legacy.

Piled on top of Grayson Murray’s death, Bill Walton’s life and death reminded me that joy, laughter, and kindness are desperately needed in this world.

I wonder if we are living in the meanest time in human history. There were certainly more brutal times, but I don’t know if there’s ever been a time when nasty people have had such a loud voice. Twitter has to be one of the most malicious places ever. If an athlete, a performer, or even a regular person fails, flops, or just makes a mistake, the voices of criticism and spite can seem deafening. Too many news shows fill the airwaves with those same shaming messages. Politicians at all levels can be name-calling bullies. And yet, somehow, too many people love these sources of spiteful, hateful, and mean language, and relish in the carnage they create. Worse, these strategies are obviously successful at winning over voters and viewers. I can’t stand it.

As a public official, I was criticized many times in my career. My reactions, each and every time, were to accurately respond with the truth, and never resort to negativity or name-calling. I won’t say that it didn’t hurt. I was certainly impacted and bolstered by the attitude of one of my mentors, Dr. Neil Schmidt. Neil was a gentle soul who would never lash back at critics. I remember someone telling him that the criticism never seemed to impact him at all. He responded kindly, “That’s not true. I feel those voices and the nasty words they use, but I do a good job of hiding the scars.”

I don’t think we can stop the meanness. But I do believe the acts of kindness matter. And one of the best things we can do to foster acts of kindness to is to slow down. There was a 1973 Stanford study of seminary students, in which there were two groups. One group was told they were late for their next event, and one group was not. They all encountered a situation where someone was in need of assistance. Those in the unhurried group were six times more likely to stop and offer assistance.

As often as possible, and it’s easier with my new work schedule, I’m trying not to feel like I’m in a hurry. I have to consciously tell myself I have time, even when I think that I don’t. I am often not convinced by my own words. But I’m working on it.

Going back to Grayson Murray’s parents’ request: I loved the reaction of Harry Higgs, a fun-loving easy going golfer, who is fighting to get back on the PGA Tour. His response: “I would challenge everybody here, and I’m going to do this myself as well: Each day, say something nice to someone you love, and also make a point to say something nice to someone you don’t even know.” I like it, Harry. Thanks for focusing on what is important, especially when your encouragement comes in the middle of your personal struggle to keep a job that you so clearly love.

The Dalai Lama has not yet responded to Harry Higgs’ words. The Dalai Lama may or may not be a golfer. I’m pretty sure he is, because Bill Murray’s Carl Spackler character in Caddyshack professed that he once caddied for the Dalai Lama and that even with his flowing robes, he was a big hitter. That aside, I know the Dalai Lama is an expert on kindness. As he states in The Book of Joy, “As soon as I wake up, I remember Buddha’s teaching: the importance of kindness and compassion, wishing something good for others, or at least to reduce their suffering.”

Thank you to Bill Walton, to Grayson Murray and his parents, to Harry Higgs, and to the Dalai Lama. Your songs have been ringing in my head all week.

Let’s do our best to laugh, love, slow down, and be kind. The joy we inspire, and the suffering we reduce, may very well be our own.

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NOTES

As I write this, the PAC-12 Conference is nearing its end. There are a few baseball and softball games left, and then . . . no more. Bill Walton’s “Conference of Champions” will be no more. I read once that Bill Walton would use the “Conference of Champions” phrase so much that some people thought he was being paid each time he said it. I love how my son Ryan put it: “We knew there could never be a PAC-12 without Bill Walton. We just didn’t know we couldn’t have Bill Walton without the PAC-12.” Here is Bill Plaschke’s column on Bill Walton. If you live in LA, and I know the LA Times is not what it used to be, but it’s still our paper, there are still many outstanding journalists, and I encourage you to subscribe.

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It may seem like a little thing, but those talking about suicide now use the phrase “died by suicide,” instead of “committed suicide.” The word commit is often used in reference to a sin. So for the families grieving the loss of a loved one, adding that judgment to something so terrible made it even more difficult. I now use that term. Though I don’t think it eases the pain, it certainly doesn’t make it worse. For those of you who have been personally impacted by the loss of someone who died by suicide, and I know there are several readers for whom that is true, I am so sorry.

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Here’s the link if you want to read more about the Stanford Study on Good Samaritans.

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Caddyshack may be the most quoted movie of all time. So many different lines continue to be repeated on the golf course. And for me, I can’t hear it too much. Here’s Bill Murray’s not-one-bit-in-the-script-totally-improvised scene of Carl Spackler’s story of looping (caddying) for the Dalai Lama . And if you can’t get enough of Caddyshack, you’ll enjoy a book that my friend Laura shared with me, which describes the totally out of control and leads you to wonder how the heck did they ever get the movie made. Caddyshack: The Making of a Hollywood Cinderella Story

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And for those of you keeping score, KINDNESS on that location of the Scrabble Board would have been a 54 point word. I took that photo. Other photo credits: Bill Walton by Alan Berezovsky from the LA Times; Dalai Lama from His Holiness’s Facebook page; Close Encounters from Indiana University; and Ray Kinsella from FenwayPark100.

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Last week, I enjoyed a five-day visit to my hometown of Little Rock, Arkansas. The temperature was nice, though it rained every day. These days, I am able to go home three or four times a year. I love seeing my mom, my dad and step-mom, my brother and my sister-in-law, my sister and my nephew, and other friends and family. I feel fortunate to have so much love and friendship in my life, and to have the luxury of time that allows me to take these trips. This blog post is devoted to a few thoughts I had while on the trip. They are not meant to be linked or related in any way – just a few thoughts from the trip.

My flight to Little Rock went through Las Vegas. When you walk through the Las Vegas airport, it feels like you entered the Twilight Zone and landed in the 1970s. It is old, worn-down, and wonderful. They’re going to ruin it by making it beautiful and modern one day, but until then, I’ll keep expecting to see Sammy Davis, Jr. stroll by, shades on and a cigarette hanging in his fingers. I love seeing people’s excitement as they arrive, and their exhaustion as they get ready to go back home. I always have $40 cash with me for my Vegas layovers, and I am looking to hit it big on the airport slot machines. I don’t go for the $10,000 jackpots. Who wants a measly $10,000? I want the $1 million WHEEL OF FORTUNE jackpot! It’s like the lottery. Nobody plays the lottery when the prize money is only $80 million. But they rush in as the prize nears $1 billion. Clearly, none of us have any economic sense at all. My money usually lasts about 15 minutes. And I don’t want to press the button on the slot machine. Those weren’t there in the 70s. I want to pull that slot machine arm. And yes, I know that all that arm does is press the button. This time, I was up $100 for a while, then I wasn’t. It’s always $40 well spent.

I had three outstanding visits with my mother. By the way, my mom always loved the Reno, Laughlin, and Vegas slot machines. She could sit at one of those with a cigarette (before she quit 30 years ago) and a glass of wine for hours. She would get giddy when she won $5, and it was always fun to watch. Back to my trip last week – Mom remembered me in one of the visits, and she knew I was a person who loved her in the other two. My favorite moment was when the two of us were sitting on the living room couch, holding hands and watching a beautiful video that had drone shots of stunning buildings and landmarks in Europe – The Coliseum, the Parthenon, the Louvre, the Amalfi Coast and much more, backed up by soothing classical piano music. Several of the pieces were ones that she used to play. The beauty and music were mesmerizing, and the sensory experience seemed to make her extremely happy. Since I wrote a previous piece about my mom’s dementia (and thank you to the thousands who have read it), she has continued to decline. That being said, I think she is at peace most of the time. I don’t know what is next, but I know I enjoyed these moments. And I think she did too.

Top things I ate while I was there:
- Burnt ends at Count Porkula BBQ. This is a relatively new place that I think is one of the most poorly named restaurants in the world. The food was pretty darn good. I still rank Whole Hog Cafe in Little Rock and McClard’s BBQ in Hot Springs higher, but it was a great meal.
- Chocolate Fudge Brownie Pie from Blue Cake Company in Little Rock. I was making a birthday dinner for Candyce, my wonderful step-mom, and she wanted something chocolaty and gooey. The take-and-bake chocolate fudge brownie pie was perfect. I highly recommend it! I have committed to eating every single pie variety on their menu, and I will keep readers updated. I’ll bet you can’t wait.

My pickleball game held up just fine. I played with three friends from high school and did not totally embarrass myself. We managed to play for a full 80 minutes before a torrential downpour stopped us. Until next time, my old friends/new rivals!

My dad and I enjoyed some great visits together. We went and worked out together at the Hot Springs YMCA. They have an awesome 25-meter indoor pool where we swam side by side for about 40 minutes. My Dad is the one who got me into swimming. He was a rock star swimmer until he hurt his shoulder in college. When I was a kid, he drove me to workouts in the mornings, and he was always interested in my swimming career. Now, for both of us, it’s just about occasionally trying to swim fast, but mostly trying to do the work it takes to be younger next year.

Dad shared that he told his guys’ breakfast group that at the age of 85, he was pretty sure he had “lived past his shelf-life.” That made me pause, smile a little, and pause a little more. That’s certainly true in some sense. The average lifespan for males in the US is just over 76, and the average lifespan for men in Arkansas is a 45th-best 73. So, maybe he’s past the average shelf-life in years, but I think the more important indicator is quality of life. By that measure, I think his shelf-life has miles to go. He’s sharp as a tack, still funny, though not as funny as he thinks he is (that’s not new, and I think I share that quality), he and his wife are wonderful together and truly enjoy each other, and he remains a wonderful father to all of his children. We talked about his shelf-life comment, and I told him that I am choosing to ignore the shelf-life date (there’s a lot of discussion about that these days – expiration dates are usually just a suggestion at best), and just enjoy every conversation we have and every moment we have together. I believe there are many more of those moments and conversations left for both of us.

I won a little money betting on the Kentucky Derby! On a whim, several of us placed a little money on the Arkansas horse running in the Kentucky Derby, and wouldn’t you know it, Mystik Dan won the whole thing! Go Arkansas – and that more than made up for my losses in Vegas. I’m not a big gambler, but it’s amazing how a $20 bet on a golf game or a horse race makes the whole event a little more intense. But gambling is way better when you pay your money first, then hope to get it back. I never want to gamble like golfer Lee Trevino did. As Trevino famously once said, “Real pressure is playing for $5, when you only have $2 in your pocket.” No thank you, Lee.

The trip home went through Denver and it was delayed for two hours due to hard winds gusting across the Denver plains. If you’ve never been to the Denver airport, you probably imagine flying in amongst beautiful and majestic snow-capped mountains. But the only mountains you actually see are the white peaks of the crazy airport roof. Everything else is flat, flat, flat. The mountains start rising about 30 miles to the west. Anyway, the winds were still blowing HARD as we landed. I felt like one of the people from the Progressive “Becoming your parents” commercials, because I just had to stop and thank the pilots for bringing us in safely. I never take those landings for granted, but I was especially grateful for this one. Also – if you want to fly into an airport with truly majestic mountains, fly into the box canyon surrounding the Jackson Hole, Wyoming airport. That is majestic . . . and also a little scary. But mostly majestic. And a little scary.

It was another wonderful trip. I’ll be seeing my family next at my nephew’s wedding in southern Washington, and then I hope to head back to the Rock in September. I can’t wait. Dorothy was right: There’s no place like home.

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NOTES

The picture above is on one of the visits with my brother Pat and my sister Martha. Here’s the post I wrote six months ago on my mom’s fight with Dementia.

An example of my Dad’s wit and humor. After I wrote the post on golf, which I knew he wouldn’t like, he emailed me with this line: “Well…as you know, I’m a non-golfer, but still, at your urging, I did read every word of what you had to say about the joys of membership in the First United Golfers’ Church of Awakening and Goodness …repetitious and boring as it was…I did read it.” —- Dang it, that’s funny.

I made a “Younger Next Year” reference. It’s a great book that my Dad and I keep coming back to. See my review here.

If you haven’t seen the Progressive Becoming Your Parents commercials. You’re missing out. Here’s the grocery store one. Not only did I thank my pilots, but like the guy in the commercial, I’m always giving shoutouts to my two local grocery produce guys – Lee and Frank. And I’m not going to stop, even though Progressive thinks it makes me look old.

If you don’t know about burnt ends, here’s a quick tutorial. Take the fatty part of a brisket that’s already been smoked for 12-14 hours, cut the pieces into cubes, season them, then smoke them two or three hours more until a very dark “bark” develops. Burnt is just how they look – they are actually cooked perfectly. They are fatty, no good for you at all, and absolutely outstanding. Some people call them “meat candy.”

Links to the restaurants I mentioned:

Finally, as my friend Dawnalyn has pointed out, I lived in Arkansas for 18 years, and I’ve lived in Malibu for the last 31 years, and I still call Arkansas home. Can you have two homes? They both certainly qualify, and I love them both, but my only plans are to stay in our Malibu home. Dawnalyn is a true wordsmith, and I have often advised her not to pay attention to my words. Instead, try to figure out the sentiments behind them. She just shakes head. Home is a complicated concept, and I’m just fine with that.

Who’s in that Lane for May of 2024?! Krishanne (Krish) Nishi, that’s who!

First of all, just a reminder that these Who’s In That Lane! pieces celebrate our club and our teammates, and help us to get to better know our lanemates and the people in those lanes over there! I know we all enjoy being a part of CVMM, and it’s even better when more of us really know each other! And thanks, Coach Nancy, for sharing the most recent Southern Pacific Masters Swimming (SPMS) magazine, which reprinted the March article about how we all contributed to our awesome Matt Biondi swim meet. In case you didn’t know, our SPMS area is huge, combining most of southern California with southern Nevada – we have over 5,000 members.

So let’s get back to business and get to know Krish. Krish has been with CVMM for less than a year, but she already knows it’s a new home for her. She has quickly established many friendships on the team. Depending on her travel schedule, you’ll find her at the Monday and Wednesday noon workouts, the Friday evening workout, and the Saturday morning workout.

Krish was a serious swimmer all through college. She grew up in Nebraska and remains a big Cornhuskers fan (Go Big Red!) She eventually swam for the University of Wyoming (Go Cowboys!), and is thrilled to be back in the pool with teammates after almost 40 years. In talking with Krish, she recalled a big sign that greeted their opponents when they entered the Laramie, Wyoming swimming complex: “7,250 Feet: HOW’S YOUR OXYGEN DEBT?” Pretty intimidating! In case you’re wondering, our CLU and Simi Valley pools are a little lower, at an oxygen-rich 800 feet.

One question we ask all of our featured swimmers is, if they are pushed, what is the interval they can make for 5 x 100-yard freestyle. Krish is crushing it, and is able to make a 1:25 pace for those 5 100s. Maybe, just maybe, she could make them at 1:20. Nice work, Krish!

One of my favorite lines from Krish was about our awesome CVMM coaches. She said, “The coaching crew (Nancy and John) is so supportive and knowledgeable – I have learned more in a few months here then years of swimming when I was younger.” I am in complete agreement, and I have heard it from so many of our teammates. Our coaches are always pushing us to be more efficient in our swimming. In my case, I’m sure they get tired of telling me the same thing over and over, but I promise I’m working on it!

In terms of her swimming preferences, Krish said, “I like the long, pounding freestyle interval sets.” Ouch. I can’t even comprehend that sentence, but it’s my obligation to report what I hear, folks. No matter how wacky it is. Her dislikes include breaststroke and kicking – that makes more sense to me. But no matter what, she loves being a part of this crazy group. She adds, “The ‘team feel’ gives you a sense of accountability to show up – and I find I sleep much better on the days I swim.” Krish has already swam in a few of our meets, and looks forward to doing more of that in the future.

After retiring two years ago from long careers with UCSB then Amgen, (I wonder how many of our CVMM teammates have Amgen ties – a lot I think!) Krish now divides her time between California and Colorado. Outside of swimming, she loves hiking, backpacking, and snowshoeing. She is a docent at the very awesome Ronald Reagan Museum. (I will be going to see the new exhibit soon – it’s called Defending America and the Galaxy – Star Wars and SDI.) She also spends time supporting the Jewel Levine Foundation, a local foundation supporting those fighting serious medical challenges. Our club is no stranger to that, so thanks to Krish and all of those working to make a difference. Krish’s two children are grown, and she and her husband are empty nesters except for their rescue Rottweiler. “Except for their Rottweiler” is kind of a funny phrase. A 100-pound Rottweiler is no small presence in a home.

We are happy to have Krish as part of CVMM. She said that even Steve, her not-yet-a-CVMM-teammate-even-though-he’s-done-his-share-of-triathlons husband, recognizes that her new swim crew seems to be more like a family. I know there are many of us who think that is exactly right. And Steve, there’s always room for one more! We are happy to have you on our team and in our family, Krish! Keep it up, and thanks for letting us feature you in our latest Who’s In That Lane!

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One of the unexpected opportunities of being my age is that finally, somebody might tell me that I am an “old soul.” It’s not something I heard growing up, or really, ever. Being viewed as an old soul means that people think you have wisdom far beyond what you should have at your age. Maybe I’m finally an old soul, not because I’m so advanced or precociously wise, but just because I’m so old! Maybe being old, even if I’m not wiser than my years, gives me an Old Soul Free Pass. I’ll take it either way! Some people believe that wisdom emanates from experiences in your life, others believe some humans are born with it or acquire it way more quickly than others, and some believe that wisdom is somehow passed down from humans from previous generations who learned key lessons. Call it evolution, call it spirituality, or call it what you want, I believe it is real.

My youngest son Dawson has that old soul vibe to him. Some of the ways I see it are how peer pressure, and worrying about what others think, is not really a thing for him. I see it in how he is so often sure of what he wants and the path he wants to take. And I see it in the way he listens to others and is constantly looking to learn from them.

I was thinking about all of this because my youngest son/old soul Dawson came home on Friday from his four-month adventure in Japan. Therefore, Friday was a spectacular day. I got to pick up Dawson at LAX. Twenty minutes after walking out of the airport, he was enjoying a Double-Double and a chocolate shake from In-n-Out. Welcome back to America!

We did visit him in Tokyo back in February, and we had frequent FaceTime conversations with him while he was there, but it is so good to see him in person and at home. He returns to college for a summer field session (a project-based graduation requirement at the very awesome Colorado School of Mines – Go Orediggers!), then he comes back home for a few weeks, then he heads back for his senior year. So, we are making the most of our time together, chatting and laughing between his visits from friends and his crazy jet-lag-influenced sleeping patterns. We were eating dinner together this week (Dawson’s requested menu – filet mignon on the Big Green Egg, Dawson’s Roasted Potatoes, and Sauteed Broccoli – recipes at the end of the post). I love great food and even better dinner conversations, and this dinner met both of those criteria.

During dinner, I asked Dawson whether he thought that his extended time in Japan and all of his experiences there fundamentally changed him. We all talked about what it means to be fundamentally changed – some kind of personality change, a change in your belief system, or maybe a change in your life’s direction. After thinking and discussing, he said that his experiences in Japan did not do that for him, at least not yet. I probably should ask this question again in a year or so. He did say that he felt that it helped him to learn a great deal more about himself and to gain confidence in himself. He traveled to and through Japan, alone in many cases, dealt with all of the decisions and uncertainties that come with travel, concocted plans, adapted those plans when they went awry, and found his way in a country where English speakers are hard to come by. He also said he gained an appreciation for a remarkable culture very different from how he grew up, and those broadened horizons will stay a part of him throughout his life. All of that, and he made new friends from Temple University (Go Owls!), the school that runs the Tokyo campus.

Pretty good stuff right there. And isn’t that what travel is supposed to do? Sometimes, it’s hard to think about the vast world and worlds beyond ourselves. We all have so much going on in our lives. We have to deliberately do something to get us outside of our lives and learn about others. It was the great philosopher Ferris Bueller who said, “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” And looking around means more than just making a snap judgment based on what things look like compared to what you are used to. We cannot help but see others through our lenses, and those lenses are often clouded with a true lack of understanding. And sometimes, even when there is strong evidence countering what we have believed for years, we fear a tectonic shift in our thinking. Truly looking around requires us to make a sincere effort to take off those lenses and face those fears.

It was just five centuries ago when another great philosopher (also a pretty darn good astronomer and mathematician) figured out that earth was not the center of the solar system. Nicholaus Copernicus actually figured it all out 36 years before he published, but he waited until the end of his life to share his discovery and his truth, as he was pretty sure he would be imprisoned or killed for findings that pretty much destroyed everything about what humans thought they knew about earth, the sun, the planets, and the stars. Good call, Nick. It’s just one more instance of book banning as a futile effort to prevent change. In the last five years or so, it seems like I’m seeing too many places in America that are using those same 16th century philosophies, seeking to keep ideas they don’t like off of book shelves and out of people’s heads. As Ray Bradbury said in Fahrenheit 451, “There is more than one way to burn a book. And the world is full of people running about with lit matches.”

But if we want a world where people, nations, and cultures better understand each other, we need to keep those matches away from ideas that matter. We need ideas and experiences in our lives that encourage us to look beyond ourselves and our own belief systems. For all of the hopes and dreams of technology, social media has pretty much squashed our ability to see ideas and philosophies that differ from our own. We have to take initiative to expose ourselves to those different ideas and philosophies. We can do that through books, through conversations, and yes, through travel.

That’s why I’m so thrilled that Dawson took the time to travel. Although going overseas is a great opportunity, it is not an easy decision to make. It’s usually way easier to stay where you are, get the things done that need to be done, and be with the people you love to be with. And there’s nothing wrong with the easy route. But my wish for all of us is that we find ways and transcend the demands of everyday life, and find ways to travel, whether through books, conversations, or actual excursions, to get to know people and places unknown. We don’t have to boldly go where no man has gone before, but as often as we can, we should try to do some interacting and thinking that is outside of our circle of comfort.

I love Mark Twain’s thoughts on most things, except when he offends me. (I laughed while writing that last sentence.) On the topic of travel leading to greater understanding, he said, “Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one’s lifetime.”

Exactly, Samuel.

So here’s to changing the world by learning about others. Here’s to making a difference in our world by doing our best to understand other cultures. Here’s to ideas, good and bad, seeing the light of day. And here’s to all of us, by seeking out learning and getting outside of our circle of comfort, becoming old souls and wise beyond our years. It’s never too late.

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Notes

I cut this out of the post, as it was getting a little long, so for those of you who read the notes (and you’re awesome for sticking with me!), here’s some bonus content. I remember in my 1982-83 year abroad, when the Berlin Wall and the Iron Curtain were still very much intact, I spent quite a bit of time in East Germany, speaking with professors and other college students. I walked away with a strong disdain and healthy fear of totalitarian governments (Animal Farm is spot on), but also with a sense of respect and appreciation for ordinary citizens, who had no source of reliable worldwide information, who appreciated having their basic needs taken care of, who feared their government but would never say so, and who were all surprised to hear my version of life in the United States, which was not nearly as horrible as they had been taught.

A few others thoughts . . .

The Church did ban Copernicus’s book, and they later punished Galileo for saying Copernicus was right. (Though after much consideration, the Catholic Church did officially clear Galileo of all wrongdoing in 1992.)

This is my Tokyo Blog Post, posted after Jill and I returned from visiting Dawson in Japan.

And here are the recipes for the dinner: Steak, Dawson’s Potatoes, and Sauteed Veggies

Finally, today, May 4, 2024, would have been my son Sean’s 31st birthday. I think about him every day, but I sure would have enjoyed celebrating with him today. Here’s my post on him from 2022.

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It was a perfect storm last weekend. First, it rained all weekend long. (Why can’t it rain during the week and leave the weekends for sun and fun?) Second, I got a dang cold again (my second one this year – don’t worry – I won’t talk about it any more). And third, the Masters golf tournament was on TV for 437 hours. I was stuck inside, and actually, I had no choice but to try to consume every one of those 437 hours. Best weekend ever.

My mother-in-law, an avid reader of my posts, is rolling her eyes right now. If playing golf is “a good walk spoiled,” as she (and allegedly, Mark Twain) would say, what in the world is watching golf on TV? For me, especially with a tournament like this one, it’s the chance to watch the greatest golfers in the world trying to do their best on one of the most challenging, and certainly one of the most beautiful, courses in the world. And I love seeing that even when they try to do their best, they fall far short of perfection. In fact, while a few professionals occasionally succeed under great pressure, it is far more common to watch even the best of the best blatantly fail in their efforts. And like all of us when we fail, they have to gather themselves and recover from each and every failure. One of my favorite books about golf is Bob Rotella’s Golf is Not a Game of Perfect. One of Rotella’s most impactful lines is about far more than golf: “Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots.” I know it’s just golf, but I love how it makes all of us pursue excellence, reminds us of our imperfections when we fail, then makes us engage in new pursuits again and again. These are such good lessons for a life well lived.

And if the professionals fall short of perfection, you can bet that the rest of us only have glimpses. But that’s enough to keep most of us going. Every day we go to the course, it’s a fresh start and a chance to play up to our full potential. Boy did I fall short of that this past Wednesday – in fact, I did not even glimpse momentary greatness. But I’m already looking forward to next week.

I love golf. I love playing, and I love being a fan. It’s not for everyone. Though just like Barry Manilow wanted to teach the world to sing, Tiger Woods almost succeeded in making the whole world want to play golf. That’s why I started playing. In 1998, my then 8-year-old son Ryan, fully inspired by Tiger Woods’ greatness and coolness, and further motivated by his grandfather and uncle, both of whom were also very good at golf and very cool, said to me, “Dad, let’s start playing golf.” I was in. A quarter of a century later, we’re both still hooked.

Golf made me a better father. Probably the best thing you can do as a parent is to give your child the gift of time, multiple hour segments during which they have your undivided attention. Golf takes a lot of time. Both Ryan and I fondly remember playing golf on Saturday mornings at a local public course, then splurging on a hot dog and a Slurpee (Diet Coke for me!) from 7-11 after. There’s no technology to distract you, there’s some friendly competition, there’s the beauty of being outdoors, there’s the constant desire for improvement, and every once in a while, we hit that perfect shot. Throughout it all, you are together and filling your walking time with conversation, bad jokes, and appreciation for what you are doing. I’m trying to think of similar activities that provide that long, uninterrupted time between a parent and a child – fishing, hunting, hiking, sailing – I’m sure there are more. Golf was our choice. Over 25 years later, we are still at it. I’m looking forward to playing with him up in Sacramento in June. It will be awesome.

Golf is a game that reveals character and attitude – another reason why it is a great way to spend time with a child as a parent. I’ve played with plenty of people who get far more upset than they should with bad shots, bad bounces, or any of the gazillion frustrating parts about golf. As the famous Arnold Palmer (of golf and tea/lemonade fame) said to an upset amateur golfer, “Enjoy the day. You’re not good enough to get mad.” I firmly believe that if someone is getting upset at silly stuff on a golf course, they’re probably also reacting irrationally at work or at home. If someone is cheating on the golf course, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. I once gave Ryan three-hole on course suspension (I was a high school principal, so it’s a suspension, not a time-out) after an over the top outburst. There’s just no need. We all get upset. We just have to let it pass, not take it out on others, reset, and move on. Bob Rotella again – “Not many people think that their state of mind is a matter of choice. But I believe it is.” Living with the glass half full makes golf and life so much more enjoyable. Again, these are great lessons for golf and life.

I know that golf is considered a game for the rich. Country club golf can certainly be that. Augusta National Golf Club, the home of the Masters, may be one of the most exclusive clubs in the world – I certainly haven’t played it . . . yet. Still, I’ve had the pleasure of playing some beautiful country club courses – Riviera, Cypress Point, Virginia, Del Paso, and Monterey Peninsula in California, Little Rock CC and The Alotian in Arkansas, and Kohanaiki in Hawaii. They are all amazing and I feel fortunate to have experienced golf at that level. What’s more amazing is that a person of my meager golfing talent is allowed to play on courses like that! But the courses I play regularly are public courses in Southern California. And my favorite of all of those is the Soule Park Golf Course in Ojai, CA. For the $35 senior rate (It pays to be old!), I can get a small bucket of balls and spend four and a half hours walking beautiful Soule Park. And every Wednesday morning, I join a group of misfits like myself who think that our public course is an incredible gem, competing for meager amounts of money and greater amounts of pride, laughing throughout the day, and each of us feeling quite lucky to be part of it.

My friend Keith Brown is the general manager of Soule Park. Keith did not grow up with money. He started playing golf at a public course in Venice, CA, played golf at Santa Monica HS, and earned a golf scholarship to Cal State University, Northridge. Go Matadors! He has parlayed his golf experience and business acumen (he later earned an MBA at Northwestern) into an incredible career, and has been running the Soule Park golf course since 2017. I’ve watched him transform the course into one of the finest public golf courses in the nation.

Soule Park’s newfound success is a study in effective and passionate leadership. Since Keith took over the club, there have been dramatic improvements in every aspect of the course. First and foremost, Keith is a hands-on leader who appreciates those who work with him. He knows all his employees by name and truly values them as team members. Second, he knows his customers. If you’re a regular golfer at Soule Park, I’m guessing that Keith greets you by name and he somehow finds the time to banter, even though there are a million things going on that need his attention. But what is most noticeable is the transformation of the golf course. He has invested so much thought, expertise, money, and even love into it. For a public course, it is in remarkable condition. Thanks to Keith’s efforts, you feel like you are in a special place as you walk the photo-worthy fairways. Even the sand traps are perfect (until I get through with them). One of my favorite sights is witnessing the many golfers who love Soule Park, especially the ones who give back every time they play. They will carry several bottles of sand/seed mixture, and just fill in divots made by others as they walk or cart through their round. Their volunteer beautification acts enhance the efforts of all the employees, so that together, they keep the golf course in the best condition possible. It shows me that Soule Park is a community, and I am beyond impressed that so many golfers take pride in being a part of that community, going above and beyond to maintain and even enhance the beauty of their golf course.

Country Club golf can be exclusive. Even those who live next door to the property cannot get past the gates. Public courses, when done right, are the opposite of that. Keith has done his best to make Soule Park not only a community for golfers, but also a destination for all of Ojai, even those who don’t play golf. He has remodeled the restaurant, and it is often full of people coming in for breakfast, lunch, or even dinner, who just want to enjoy good food with incredible views.

One of my leadership mantras is that great leadership does not happen in a year or two. Leaders must sustain that leadership – I believe that eight years is the right target – in order for changes to be made, and so that those changes can be sustained, even if there is a leadership change in the future. Thanks, Keith, for showing all of us that passionate, caring, and knowledgeable leadership truly makes a difference.

Soule Park is just one example of golf being the catalyst for all these things coming together: A community of people taking time out of what can be crazy, hectic lives to enjoy not just time outside playing a game, but time with each other; golfers committing not just to improving their game, but to improving the place they play the game in; a talented and committed leader willing to do what it takes, both professionally and personally, to create not only an accessible space for this to happen, but an amazing one; and, ultimately, a chance for a whole community – families, friends, and often perfect strangers – to be happier, healthier, and closer together, even if it’s just for a few hours on a beautiful afternoon.

So yes. I love golf. I love all of the layers. I love how golf has helped me to develop and strengthen father and son bonds. I love enjoying the outdoors in beautiful places. I love the pursuit of getting better, the constant failure, the occasional success, and the eternal hope. I love watching the professionals succeed and fail. I love seeing leaders who can transform a community with their golf course. I look forward to getting stuck inside so I have to watch more golf. And of course, maybe, just maybe, I’ll play the round I know I can play when I get out there next. There’s always hope.

Have a good day, y’all,

Mike

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NOTES

While Ryan is my main golf partner, I have enjoyed many rounds with Dawson as well. When Dawson broke 100 for the first time, a milestone for any golfer, he said, “Dad – golf is more fun when you don’t suck.” I’ve written that before, but it’s so worth saying it again. Dawson does not have the golf bug right now, but the minute he changes his mind, next month, next year, five years from now, I will do anything to play with him. Until then, we’ll find places that serve great hamburgers and steaks, watch movies together, enjoy hiking, and just enjoy ourselves in other ways.

7-11 serves a great hot dog. Those were days when money was a little tight, and the 7-11 budget was just perfect. They had chili, nacho cheese, onions, relish, and jalapeños, along with mustard and ketchup. I’m a mustard, ketchup, and onion guy. Thanks 7-11. And no thanks to Costco and Dodger Stadium. The Costco hot dog is one of the world’s great deals at $1.50 with a soft drink, and Dodger Dogs at the stadium are a ritual that must be adhered to. But both places, post COVID-19, have taken away the onion grinder. What a loss! Communist alert! My plan is to dice and freeze small bags of onions, and bring them with me whenever I go to one of these formerly fine dining establishments. Hopefully I can start a trend.

My story about watching golf on TV reminded me (I love when I remind myself of funny things) of my high school principal and English teacher, and one of the greatest humans ever, Father Tribou. He would occasionally go on a rant where he talked about how he loved going to a baseball game, but there was no greater waste of time than watching baseball on TV. As a high school student, I loved teacher rants. They were fun to watch, and they were a nice little break. Sam Kinison would have been my favorite teacher ever. Anyway, one day, while I was in college, my brother Bill called me up and told me he needed a good idea for a paper he had to write for that same Father Tribou. His grades were a little down, and he needed something that would show Father Tribou he was an excellent thinker. I immediately suggested, “Write about the beauty and excitement of watching baseball on TV, and how it’s way better than actually going to the ballpark!” I added, “Father Tribou loves that and he’ll give you an automatic A.” Exhibit ZZ among all of the more (worthwhile) reasons that I’m going to have some questions to answer at the pearly gates. Of course, my brother was crushed and mocked in front of his peers for writing that essay. Sorry, Bill. I do feel a little bad, but come on, that’s funny!

I can already hear the criticism. Shouldn’t the title be Steve Martin and I? Um . . . No. The full title is actually Ruminations about Steve Martin and Me, so as you can see, the “me” pronoun is perfectly acceptable. I read somewhere that grammar debates are the absolute best way to grab the reader’s attention. Nailed it!

I have loved Steve Martin’s humor and brilliance since I was 15 years old. That’s when I purchased his Let’s Get Small album and played it non-stop, sometimes with a few friends in my room, but mostly just for me. I loved the inane humor, the concept of looking like a goofball while supposedly trying to be cool, and everything about his delivery. When he started appearing on Saturday Night Live, I couldn’t get enough of the wild and crazy guys skit and everything else he appeared in. When The Jerk came out when I was a junior in high school, I had every line memorized. I know that my already quirky sense of humor was altered, perhaps for the better, by the hours of quality personal time that Steve and I spent together. He made comedy seem so effortless. And as I imagined the real Steve Martin, I figured he was just being himself, and that he was exactly that wild and crazy, yet brilliant lunatic that he so effortlessly portrayed.

My teachers weren’t too happy about Steve and me. In 9th grade, I found a pair of eyeglasses that had no lens on the right side. My schtick was to ask the teacher a thoughtful question while dramatically slipping my finger through the glassless frame to scratch an imaginary eye itch. I was sent to the office for that one. Being clumsy on purpose was another Steve Martin influenced “comedic” thing that I did. Those shenanigans attracted a lot of attention from my peers, which I thought was good. Later I learned that while some thought I was funny, others thought that I was an idiot. I think most of my friends still think that way about me.

I started thinking about this because I just watched the brand new documentary: STEVE! (martin) on Apple TV. Actually, I watched it twice. I expected to be whisked away on a laughter-filled journey through his careers in comedy, movies, music, and writing. What I experienced was so different. Turns out, nothing is effortless for Steve Martin, and he’s certainly not one of the wild and crazy Festrunk brothers that I imagined him to be.

In Part I, which contains video clips and pictures from his life through 1980, neither Steve nor his sister remembers love, laughter, or hugs in their home. Whoa. That was a surprise. His dad saw no purpose in children getting anything nice without earning it, so Steve started working at Disneyland when he was ten years old. Ten years old. It was there that he saw crowds being amazed by the magic, and being entertained by the humor of the magicians during the show. He had found his special purpose. He figured out that comedy had a brighter future than magic, so he focused on that. Being a stand up comedian was something he learned based on repeated observations and, in his never-ending pursuit of excellence, by studying and thinking deeply, even philosophically, on how to present comedy differently. In his words, “Be so good they can’t ignore you.”

In short, Steve Martin was a remarkably successful comedian because he worked so damn hard at it. In everything he did – comedy, movies, writing, and music – he went about becoming great by dedicating himself completely to his passion. In that pursuit, he left no time for any kind of personal relationships. And though he was somewhat proud of his many accomplishments, it appears that none of it ever made him truly happy. I would not describe his mood as dark, but melancholic seems to work. And this is from the guy who had the world’s best line about having light in our lives: “A day without sunshine is like . . . night.” (It still makes me laugh.)

I’ve never seen a study of those who worked to achieve true greatness – those who were not satisfied until they knew they had reached the pinnacle of their fields – and how that quest for greatness impacted their overall happiness. If you look at Steve Martin, the quest for greatness had no positive impact on his happiness. He did say an interesting thing though: “I decided to think of my work as an end, rather than happiness as an end.” Sounds Puritanically spiritual, doesn’t it? We are not here to find happiness – we are here to work. Sisyphus had a similar life – push that rock up the hill in order to reach the top, then go back and start all over again. But as my friend Dawnalyn said, “Sisyphus was not a happy person.”

I’m not trying to be critical. As Steve said, “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.” Words to live by.

Other than my family and my career, I’m not sure if I have ever completely devoted myself to anything. But in my efforts to be an improving musician, athlete, writer, or anything else really, I put just enough effort into it to be pretty darn good – probably better than average – but never great. I’m still learning to be a writer, and I think I may have something good to share. As Steve said, “Some people have a way with words, and other people . . . not have way, I guess.” (I’m laughing again, even though I’ve heard it 200+ times.) But through all of it, I would say, with a few big exceptions, I’ve been remarkably happy. Sometimes I wonder, if I had truly devoted myself, whether I could have ever been great at any of those pursuits. It would have taken so much time, and I would have had to give up other passions in my life, and maybe, I would have had to give up on happiness.

And I do realize that “other than my family and career” is an unquestionably absurd thing to say. Those are biggies. And they have both provided me with incredible meaning and joy throughout my life. I have devoted incredible amounts of time to both, though maybe more to my career than I should have. But again, as I look back at my life, it’s been full of contentment, joy, and laughter.

But the quest for achievement and excellence matters. Steve Martin’s quest for excellence has brought so much pleasure into my life. Thomas Edison’s quest for the light bulb led to the computer I’m writing on today. And somewhere out there, researchers are devoting their lives to a cure for dementia. These quests have changed, or will change, millions of lives. I don’t think you have to give up happiness to quest for impactful achievements, but I know it happens. All I’m saying is, I’m grateful that so many give up so much to pursue their own quests. Thanks to all for something that may just make all of our lives better.

I remember learning about the marginal utility curve in an economics class in college. That’s the curve that shows that the more money or effort you put into something, the greater your results. But, there is a point in that curve (X1 below) where the results from increased inputs are not as great as they were before. For example, I was once presenting at a conference with two colleagues, we’ll call them “Carolyn” and “Karina.” We were working on the presentation all afternoon and into the evening, and it looked great. I thought we could put in more hours and make it a little better, or stop working, get some rest and some dinner, and be more ready for tomorrow. They chose to keep on working. I had a nice dinner and a walk, and went to bed at a reasonable time. Their efforts made it better, but just a little bit. (Still, “Carolyn” and “Karina” – thank you for making it better, and sorry you were on your own doing it. You’re both probably thinking you did much better work without me.) I would wish for all those pursuing excellence, that they could know when their efforts have reached that inflection point, so they could also include a pursuit of their own happiness. Steve Martin didn’t even know there was an inflection point.

Instead of constantly smiling and laughing as I watched Part I of STEVE! (martin), I found myself more impressed by him than ever (and remember, I’m a huge fan of all that he has done), but I left the episode heavy and saddened. I was mourning the loss of the imagined happiness and joy in the life of a person I have admired for most of my life.

Part II takes place three years ago, when Steve was 75 years old. He’s a different person. Everything seems slower in his life. He bicycles slowly. He cooks and eats slowly. And it’s not the slowness of age. He’s fit, still brilliant, hilarious, and truly killing it at 75 years old. His actions and mannerisms are more relaxed, and it was kind of wonderful to see. He seems to be enjoying meaningful relationships and learning what it means to be in those relationships. He is still working, but his work is not at all about pursuit of excellence. He’s doing it for the sheer joy of doing it. He worked alone for most of his early life, and now he works with Martin Short and others he admires. He says that whereas his earlier life was anxiety-ridden, he is happy at age 75. He reflects on how he has become a better person with age – he’s kinder, more open, and less driven to find purpose in what others think. I sense that contentment and happiness in him, though I am not totally convinced. I sure hope that he is. I will say this, Part II seems way happier for Steve than Part I. If a documentary on Sisyphus’s life had a similar Part II, the rock would no longer play a starring role.

Steve Martin will always be one of my heroes. I admire him even more now that I know how much he had to overcome, the failures he experienced, and his dedication to excellence. If I could have one wish that I think would change the world, it would be for every person to know they are loved. Watching the documentary made me so appreciative of my own childhood, of having parents who loved me unconditionally, and of growing up in a home filled with wackiness and laughter. I have tried to provide that same level of love, wackiness, and laughter for my own family. In terms of my career, I worked to provide meaning and opportunity, as well as love, wackiness, and laughter for students and my colleagues. And maybe I won’t ever achieve greatness in my other pursuits (and when I say “maybe,” I mean that there’s way less than Lloyd Christmas’s one in a million chance), but the pursuit of them, and the joy I derive from that pursuit, can be an end in itself.

Have a good day y’all,

– Mike Matthews

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Notes:

If you haven’t seen Dumb and Dumber, it probably says good things about you. That being said, my sides still hurt from laughing at some of the scenes. Here’s the Lloyd Christmas quote I was referring to. Jim Carrey, who played Lloyd, was also heavily influenced by Steve Martin, and, fun fact, only got the role after Steve Martin turned it down. Actually, I think that worked out great for both of them!

There’s a story in every lane. That’s what showcase as we introduce our Conejo Valley Multisport Masters (CVMM) swimmers each month. In this third edition of Who’s In That Lane?, I am proud to highlight all of us who participated in CVMM’s CVMM 9th Annual Matt Biondi Short Course Yards Masters Meet on Saint Patrick’s Day – March 17th.

So who’s in that lane for March, 2024? A lot of awesome swimmers and volunteers!

CVMM 9th Annual Matt Biondi SCY Masters Meet on Saint Patrick’s Day – March 17th was a huge success. In the six weeks leading up to the event, Coach Nancy challenged all CVMM swimmers to either swim in the event or volunteer for it. While I don’t know the exact numbers, I would say that at least 80% of our club members met that challenge.

Many of our club swimmers and our family members volunteered to be timers for the event. We had swimmers in charge of the snack bar. And every item in the snack bar was donated by our swimmers. The snack bar gave swimmers and spectators needed nutrition, provided some revenue for our club, and was the source of happiness as our snack cart provided very popular and very free snacks for our volunteer timers and our officials. Perhaps our most popular volunteer was Patti Lownes –, our meet leprechaun decked out in green St. Patrick’s day garb! Several people commented that the leprechaun made the event much more festive, that kids loved the little trinkets she passed out, she made the pictures of pentathlon medal winners way better, and her luck of the Irish brought out a lot of smiles. My wife was a former college team mascot (Go Josie Bruin!), and she says that one of the keys to a mascot role is to fully embrace it, to make big moves, and to smile the entire time. I would say that Patti did all of that and more.

We had 158 swimmers in the meet. It seemed like more as the sun rose, the fog lifted, and the lanes opened for warmups. There were 8-10 swimmers in each lane, all of us trying to get loose and warm in the perfect water temperature, and the sunny but still cool March weather. All of our team swimmers were festively decked in a St. Patrick’s Day green swim cap. A far cry from the full day meets or even three day meets, this meet only had five individual events. It was a pentathlon format, with 50 yard events in Butterfly, Backstroke, Breaststroke, and Freestyle, then a 100 yard IM. All of the times were added up, and for those who competed in all of them, there was a Pentathlon contest.

The meet started right on time – at 8:30 AM, moved very quickly, and was over by 12:30. Many swimmers loved how quickly the meet moved, though CVMM’s Calley Prezzano said, “I wish there were more swimmers – so I’d get a little more rest between events!” No rest for anyone at this meet, Calley! As Dori said in Finding Nemo, “Just keep swimming!”

There were lots of shoutouts for Craig Eisenberg, AKA, “The Swim Guy.” One of our guest swimmers, David Johannsen, found the perfect goggles for the Special Olympics swimmers he coaches, and he bought 20 pairs. Craig is at almost every meet in Southern California. He feeds off the energy of the meets, his presence makes every meet more festive, and he lends credibility to each meet. I try to buy something from Craig at least once a year, and I did walk away with a new suit this time. In talking with him afterwards, he told me he loved the short meet, and that he would do anything for coach Nancy. I love seeing these two legends supporting each other and building up our swimming community. Please check him out at https://theswimguy.com.

There were also shoutouts for longtime race official Virgil Chancy. One of our guest swimmers said, “I keep telling him to look the other way and that there’s nothing to see when I swim but he never listens!” Virgil is a highly respected leader, volunteer, and race official in the US Masters swimming community, recently winning the 2023 US Masters Dorothy Donnelly Service Award. And unlike the commenter, I made sure to have two-handed touches in butterfly and breaststroke. It’s not that hard! Thanks for making our meet better, Virgil!

Seeing old friends is one of the things that’s very cool about masters swimming. Matt Biondi said it when he welcomed all of the swimmers to the meet. I would say that every single person on the pool deck stopped what they were doing and listened to the 8-Olympic-gold-medal-winner as he expressed his appreciation for all attending the meet, then shared his love of reconnecting with old friends at this and all masters swim meets. Matt made everyone feel special and welcomed with his sincerity, humility, and humor. Everyone laughed when he ended by saying he was looking forward to the 50-yard freestyle event, but he wanted nothing to do with the next event, the 50 yard breaststroke, which was in his words, “something I know nothing about.”

One of the cool comments was from Jill King, who had not seen coach Nancy Reno since the 1970s. She said, “Nancy and I competed as 13-14 year olds in Northern CA in the late 60s early 70s. This was our first time meeting once again on the pool deck! Quite surreal! The competition is great and stimulating for all, yet some of the most memorable and touching moments happen between the races!” That’s beautiful, Jill. Thank you.

The highlight of this annual meet is always the 50-yard freestyle. Lex Higlitt, in the 40-44 age group, from Oregon, was the fastest female swimmer with a time of 26.14. And Ralph Porazzo, in the 30-34 age group, from the Rose Bowl Masters, was the fastest male swimmer at 21.42. Everyone loved swimming in the same race as Matt Biondi. Beata Konopka, a CVMM swimmer, said, “I am grateful that I can compete with Matt Biondi and hear his stories.” Me too, Beata! And while a few younger swimmers can brag that they beat Matt in our meet, his 23.96 time won his age group, and every single person in the pool had their eyes glued on his race. If I had just swam my 50-yard freestyle a mere five seconds faster, I could have been one of the few to beat him. If I had been in his heat, I would have finished five body lengths behind him – but the good news is that he would not have lapped me in that two-lap race! As Lloyd Christmas said in Dumb and Dumber, ‘So you’re telling me there’s a chance! Yeah!”

So many swimmers expressed appreciation for the little things that made this meet so special and enjoyable:

One of our guest swimmers said, ‘I know it’s silly, but I do love the medals! I’m over 70 and I feel “glee,” like a kid, when awarded one!’
Walt Jiminez from UC33 said, “Well run, highly professional coaches, meet officials, starters, refs…everything was top-notch!”
Lots of swimmers loved that they set PRs!
Bill Marshall commented that because of all of his CVMM teammates’ help, we had an “amazingly quick setup and take down that was very efficient and organized.”
CVMM’s Tom Pani added, “It was fun: the gift baskets, green swim caps, high point awards, Matt Biondi trophy, relays, the team spirit, seeing all our team mates there, both as volunteers or competitors. Everyone seemed to be having a good time.”
My sometimes lanemate Maria Calhoun added, “My first meet in 45 years!! Loved being back competing!”
And for me, it was the first time I swam butterfly, backstroke, or breaststroke in a meet in over fifty years! If you saw my times, that fact would not surprise you.

So thanks to all who swam in the lanes, to all of those who supported the swimmers, and of course to Coach Nancy Reno, for all she did, and for all of us smiling the whole time. CVMM’s 9th Annual Matt Biondi swim meet was a great success because of all of you!

Photo Credits;

Foggy Sunrise Picture by Debbie Siemer (Beautiful!)
Thanks to Beata Konopka, for her constant smiling, her reminders of how lucky we are to swim together, for the “drink up bitches” picture and the happy timers picture, and for all of her teammate selfies.
All other photos taken by Brad Stanley. Brad’s professional and beautiful pictures make everyone happy, and I’m grateful for his dedication and artistry.
All of these photos were posted on CVMM’s Facebook Page – Thanks to all who contribute!

Who’s In That Lane? – Post #3

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Even in my little neighborhood, these months of college acceptances and non-acceptances feel like times of great uncertainty. When I worked in schools, you could feel the anxiety building from the beginning of the senior year. For those students who are applying to colleges, there is stress that is involved. And for the parents, that stress is often even more intense. For years, as an educator and now as a neighbor and friend, I have tried to convince parents and students that this stress and intensity is not necessary. It’s going to be OK. The system is not perfect, and our students have many avenues to success.

I started thinking about this topic because, this week, several colleges announced that they were reinstating the SAT or ACT as a requirement of admission. MIT, Dartmouth, UT-Austin, Yale, and Georgetown are all bringing the test back. Their reasoning is primarily that nothing predicts success in college better than the SAT/ACT: grades are not given on the same scale across the nation; essays – who knows who (or what) is writing those? So it’s the SAT/ACT exam that gives a consistent barometer.

Yale is actually allowing AP tests in lieu of the SAT. I like that strategy a lot. The SATs, which are an accumulation of a lot of information, may seem like an objective test on the surface. But students whose parents have the means often take expensive courses to prepare themselves, giving them an advantage over students who do not have those means. AP tests cover material taught in class, and tutoring is much more rare, so it seems more fair, though, in this arena, too, students with means likely have more access to AP courses and greater chances of success on AP tests as well.

I have readers across the political spectrum, and I know some will not want to hear this. There is no denying that college admissions, which seem to be based on objective criteria like test scores and GPA, are inherently unfair. Affluent families are better at knowing how to play the college application game, because they played it themselves. Students from affluent families are often surrounded by other high performing students, and pushed to excel in a greater variety of AP classes. These students have greater access to tutoring and college counselors. That’s why I’m not against programs that try to level the playing field for those who do not have all the advantages that wealth can bring. And it’s why I’ve always looked for a better way for students to truly demonstrate who they are and what they know, in order for prospective colleges to know who they are admitting.

Back in 1994, I thought I was on the cutting edge of solving this problem. That’s the year that Malibu High School started requiring a schoolwide portfolio as a graduation requirement. Not only would completing the portfolio demonstrate college readiness, but it would also be something admissions offices could review to get a more complete picture of the work each student was capable of doing. Many of us thought it was a wonderful and transformative idea, and nearly the entire faculty of Malibu High School was in the boardroom cheering when the new MHS graduation policy was adopted. It was a great moment.

Some of the portfolio requirements included:

Proof that students had passed a very comprehensive test on civics and the US Constitution
Their very best written work, including research papers, over the course of a four-year high school career
Proof of 144 hours of verified community service completed over a four-year high school career, and reflections on that work
Projects in the visual and performing arts
Any awards or certificates earned throughout high school
College essays, including a reflective essay on the value of their high school experience

To help students along their way, we developed an advisory system. One of the unwritten rules for high school is that students do best when they have at least one trusted adult on campus. So every Friday, we had a 25-minute advisory period, and every teacher, counselor, administrator, as well as a few other key employees, met with their advisory students. That class could be spent talking about school issues, tips for academic success, study strategies, or anything really. Advisors stayed with their advisees for their entire 4-year high school experience. And at graduation, advisors were on the stage handing flowers to their advisee graduates.

I very clearly remember our team inventing all of this from scratch, and working like hell to implement it. We tweaked it regularly. It was hard, it was messy, it was fun, and it was mentally taxing. I don’t think my friend Luke, a great counselor and a rather traditional educator, ever truly understood what we were doing or why, and I think the Friday advisory schedule still makes him shudder. But he too, along with so many on our staff, jumped in and tried to make it better every week, month, and year. I know students and teachers grew from the experience.

But here’s the thing: colleges did not want to get more information on their applicants. The portfolios never made it to the admissions offices that were already overwhelmed. And our grand idea never materialized into shifting the landscape of college admissions.

Still, even without the admissions changes, the portfolio and advisory system was a big part of our school for five or six years. But as new employees started working with us, and as the burden of something extra began to be felt, it was harder and harder to maintain, and eventually, we ended it. Some things remained – the Constitution test and the community service – but the rest of it was discontinued.

For me, it was a grand failure. I loved my advisory students, and I know that many students and faculty felt the same way about their advisees. The graduation moments were special. I was inspired seeing the entire school working together, trying to solve new problems that all of these new ideas brought up.

Colleges admissions are still imperfect. Testing is helpful, but flawed. College essays, between AI and very expensive college admission counselors, may or may not be written by the students. And the most competitive schools receive applications from far more overqualified students than they can admit. An admissions director from a prestigious university once told me, “We admit 2000 students a year. But most of us believe that if we did not accept them, and took the next 2000 on the list, we would have an outstanding freshman class.” In other words, it’s pretty random.

Students should remember that colleges make these decisions without knowing students as well as they should. It’s not really their fault – they would need to significantly increase staff to do truly in-depth analysis of applicants, and even then, it might be a best guess scenario. I don’t know if that makes students and parents feel better or not, but for those who are not accepted, it’s one more great reason not to take it personally.

And it matters far less than many people think. There are not just 12 to 15 colleges that matter. There are hundreds of great colleges where students can get a fantastic education, and some of those may be better fits for them than the so-called elites. Don’t believe me? Read Frank Bruni’s 2015 masterpiece, Where You Go Is Not Who You’ll Be. The so-called “safety schools” that people apply to may actually be the best fit for many students. Be open minded!

My advice to this year’s seniors and future seniors, and the parents of those students is still the same: it’s going to be OK. It’s an imperfect system, and it is not always fair. Don’t fall in love with schools where acceptance can be truly random. Who you are, your work ethic, your ability to collaborate, your creativity, your problem solving abilities, your kindness, and your sense of gratitude matter far more than the university name on the top of your diploma.

So here’s to grand failures, putting forth our best efforts, accepting results often determined by others (and sometimes by chance), and then moving on toward the next sensible or nonsensical goal in our lives.

Have a good day y’all,

– Mike Matthews

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Notes:

I was turned down by two universities when I applied to school back in 1980. Harvard was a long shot, and they wanted nothing to do with me. But I also applied to Duke University. Back then, there was no downloadable application. You had to request the application by mail, receive it by mail, then use your typewriter to fill in the application boxes.

I had finished my Duke application, laid it on the kitchen counter, and went downstairs to find the envelope and some stamps so I could put it in the mailbox. I got distracted by a few things, and it was probably 30 minutes before I came back to the kitchen, ready to send it off. But the application was gone. I started looking around the house . . . nothing. The mail delivery person was coming soon, and it had to be postmarked that day. I asked my Mom, who knew where everything was, and she didn’t know. Starting to panic, I yelled out to my siblings if they had seen it. They ignored me as usual, then my brother Pat said, “Wait. What did it look like?”

I told him it was three pages, and the top page had a lot of dark blue on it. He grimaced. Uh oh.

He said that he was changing the battery in our car, and he didn’t want to mess up Dad’s garage counter, so he saw some papers in the kitchen, and just used that to protect the counter. I said, “So there’s a dirty, acidic battery on top of my application?”

“Sorry, dude. Was that important?”

So, I took the application, with a soiled front page and the battery acid already working on working its way through everything, put it in the envelope, and sent it off.

I was supposed to hear back on April 15.

In early March, I received notice that I had not been accepted. At least they were able to read the application. I often wonder if the whole envelope was in shreds by the time they received it. They should have sent a Polaroid picture of the entire Duke admissions team laughing at my poor excuse for an application. It would have been deserved.

All it is now, is a good story – a grand failure, followed by a whole lot of moving on.

Lurking in my lower back, there is a pain monster waiting to get out of its cage. For much of my adult life, it’s just waiting for the right moment – it may start roaring when I’m swimming into a flip turn, executing a golf swing, sitting at my computer for too long, or just bending over to tie my shoes. And when it roars, I know it’s got me for a few days while my back spasms persist. During that lovely time, I wake up in the morning, crawl to the shower, eventually stand up, then get on with my day. In a perfect world, I’d have a hot tub in the backyard and a masseuse ready to knead out those knots. But instead, I rely on exercises that several physical therapists have taught me. If I can just do at least fifteen minutes of stretching a day, and better yet, 45 additional minutes of core and leg strengthening, then I can keep that monster locked up in its cage.

It’s so simple!

But here’s the thing, life gets in the way of those additional fifteen to 45 minutes. Even in my mostly retired state, there are way better and far more enjoyable ways to spend my time. I don’t mind the stretching, but it’s a little boring, and there are always other activities I’d rather be doing. And I really don’t like strength building at all. I love waking up early and diving into the pool with my masters team at 5:55 AM. I truly enjoy running around the pickleball court or walking a golf course. But I really dislike the pushups, squats, wall sits, planks, curls, sit ups, and the rest of the strength building sets.

When we went to Japan, I did no stretching and no strength building, as is usual when I travel. It was a vacation! Why ruin the trip by doing things I don’t want to do? I was too busy doing fun stuff! Sure, the hotel had a gym. And I could have done a lot of my lower back exercises in the room. But . . . I didn’t. When I got home, I was tired from the jet lag and I told myself that the extra hour of sleep was more important than those exercises. Pretty soon, it had been almost three weeks since I had stretched or tried to make myself stronger.

Sure enough, the monster woke up. I felt that twitch, and I knew I had unlocked the cage. At any moment, that monster could throw a Tasmanian Devil fit and put me on my back. (That’s the image above by the way – that AI-generated tasmanian devil and the injured back sign. I like the real thing, but the Tasmanian Devil on the Bugs Bunny cartoons was, next to Marvin the Martian, my favorite extra character.)

So I yelled at myself, and did a lot of gentle stretching. I sent apologetic thoughts to my physical therapists for not heeding their advice, and I recommitted to my stretching and strength-building routines. I don’t like it, but I need to do it. So far, the monster has twitched a few more times, but it has not unleashed its full fury on my back. I hope that’s the way it stays. That’s a better outcome than I deserve.

After a few days of stretching and pain avoidance, I was walking with Maggie Mae and McDuffy, our two Scottish terriers, when I ran into Mark, one of my neighbors down the street. He was throwing his surfboard into his truck, and we talked about how cold the water was these days. He said he was going to suffer through the pain, and he would eventually enjoy it. He asked if I had heard of David Goggins, and I told him I had not. David Goggins, Mark told me, is a former Navy Seal (are all of those guys awesome advice givers?) who is now an ultra-marathoner, and one of his mantras is, “Do something every day that sucks.”

My first reaction to his statement was to respectfully disagree. If you see Mr. Goggins, he’s kind of a ripped dude, so I think it’s important that he knows I was being respectful when I initially disagreed. But, as I continued to think about it, I wondered if, for those of us who live in a very comfortable world, his message may be exactly what we need to hear. Stretching and strength building are super sucky when compared to the rest of my day. It can be boring and very uncomfortable, and I don’t like either one. As I’ve gotten older, my flexibility has only worsened. Stretching can slow the inevitable decline in flexibility that comes with getting older, so even though I dislike it, I need to embrace it.

But Goggins goes further. He adds that we need to figure out what we’re not good at, and “triple down on your weaknesses.” He would say that my goal of just slowing my inevitable decline is a pitiful excuse for an aspiration. And instead of 15 minutes a day to stay a little flexible and ward off back pain, I should be doing far more so I can actually become highly flexible, leading to an even better quality of life. I have two friends, Brett and Bob, who religiously spend way more than an hour just stretching every day. So much stretching! So much time!

Many of the posts that I write are meant to kick me in the ass and motivate me to be a better version of myself. I need ass-kickers in my life. I don’t want them, but I am better off because of them.

My swim coach, Nancy, is one of those ass-kickers. Even though I love going to her workouts, she always manages to give us one swim set that truly sucks. David Goggins would be proud. I pay good money for that pain, and it’s worth it. So I’m tripling down in my flexibility work right now, but that is mostly because my fear of that back pain monster is dominating my thoughts.

The Dread Pirate Roberts had it at least partially right in The Princess Bride when he sternly said, “Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” I’m at a fairly good point in my life. It’s not perfect, but I have a roof over my head, food on the table, and love in my life. I have far more comfort and joy than pain at this point. I know tougher times will come, so I want to enjoy what I have while I have it.

At the same time, if I don’t embrace the pain and all of the suckiness that comes with it, my quality of life will decline. So I guess if I’m going to do my best to heed John Wooden’s advice to make each day a masterpiece, I need to realize that life is pain . . . at least part of it.

I’m wondering what sucky things are out there that readers feel they need to embrace more. It could be about fitness. It could be job-related – public speaking, confronting difficult employees, or doing something new that comes with a risk of failure. It could have something to do with a relationship. Or, it could be saying something courageous in the increasingly divisive world of politics. Goggins’ point is that if we don’t embrace those undesirable challenges, the things we don’t do because we think we’re not good at them. we do not grow, and we allow unwanted and uninvited monsters into our lives.

Wishing us all luck as we work to embrace the suck.

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Notes:

I just gave the tip of the iceberg on the advice Goggins gives to others. And like an iceberg, the rest of the advice, the iceberg below the water surface, is downright terrifying. Marathoners are one thing, Ultra-marathoners are another, and former Navy Seal ultra-marathoners are people who should be feared. So just to be clear, I think this above the iceberg advice is about as far as I will go with Mr. Goggins. Could I be better by embracing more suffering? Am I getting soft because I don’t go for it as hard as he does? Absolutely! I’m looking for my perfect suffering ratio, a number too low to be on his radar.

David Goggins video on FaceBook

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I’m not a fan of the word suck. You wouldn’t know it from this post. But it’s part of the lexicon now. It helped me when my friend Dale Eicks, the finest 6th grade science teacher I ever saw, wore a t-shirt to school that said “Science Never Sucks.” Then, in smaller letters below, it said something like,

“It can push, it can pull,
but it will never, ever suck.
There is high pressure and low pressure,
but it will never, ever suck.
Nope.
Suckus Impossibleus.”

As his principal, he asked for my approval, which I gave in an eye-rolling fashion. His students, of course, loved it! And he got to teach a scientific concept all day to his current students, as well as dozens of former students who also loved the shirt. Dale, you were the best. RIP, my friend. You are missed.

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Tasmanian Devil AI Image by Chris and Ralph on Pixabay.

Back Pain Sign Image by 8thBox on Pixabay

Melanie Perry and Daniel Hommes

There’s a story in every lane. That’s what we will be learning as we introduce our swimmers each month. In this second edition of Who’s In That Lane, I am proud to introduce Mel Perry and Daniel Hommes. The picture above is how most of us see them when they swim the early workouts at the CLU pool. They look great, don’t they? These pictures were taken at 5:55 AM in a 38-degree day, and all you see are smiles and optimism as they head into their workout. I love it!

Daniel and Mel have a few things in common. They are both proud parents, they both have full time jobs, they both much prefer distance sets to sprints (it’s good for me to see that non-sprinters really exist!), neither gets excited when Nancy announces a kicking set (which tells us they are both highly intelligent), they are both world travelers, and they’ve both been with CVMM about three years.

Let’s take a deeper look at Mel Perry first.

As a swimmer, Mel swam for her high school team (she was in the first ever graduating class of the Calabasas High School Coyotes!), and she’s been swimming with different masters’ groups since she was in her 20s. Although she’s done a few masters meets, she hasn’t done any recently. We will work on that! Swimming 100s on the 1:40 feels like a great workout to Mel. Her husband Bob is her consistent lane partner. You don’t see too many husband/wife tandems here, so I regard that as something super cool. I keep asking my wife to join us, but she is not excited about the 4:45 alarm.

Mel derives great meaning and pleasure from her job as an account director for Belmond, a luxury travel brand. She’s been in travel her entire career, and she’s loved being with Belmond for the last twenty years. One of the best parts of her job is knowing that every client conversation is different and unique, and her creativity can come through with every trip she plans. I love that. And of course, her job allows her to do what she truly loves, travel around the world. She shared pictures of her travels to Italy’s Amalfi Coast and Peru’s Machu Pichu. That’s good living. #jealous

I often swim in the lane next to Mel. She’s rock solid, and someday, I’ll have a flip turn as smooth, graceful, and powerful as hers. I hope. And what gets her out of bed and on time to our early workouts is that she knows she doing right by her health, and the camaraderie with her fellow swimmers has her leaving every workout smiling.

And now, Daniel Hommes

Daniel has been a lifelong athlete, but he’s fairly new to swimming. Born and raised in Holland, he just missed qualifying for the Dutch 1988 Olympic rowing team. After that he started cycling and running marathons. But to compete in triathlons, he had to hit the pool. He had a major health scare about ten years ago, and has thankfully recovered. And he’s now getting serious about these triathlons. He’s competed in several 70.3 events (I always call those half-ironmans, but I think 70.3 is the more accepted term), and he’s aiming for a full ironman event in Barcelona this fall. You can see his other means of moving below, with his bike and after completing and ironman with his son. Pretty cool dad stuff right there.

By day, Daniel worked for eight years as gastroenterologist at UCLA, helping patients with complex chronic diseases. These days, he has transitioned to developing a company that will bring in AI-powered decision making that will help health givers in daily clinical practice. I love it. Helping to bring cutting edge research to doctors’ offices and clinics around the world, even in the smallest of towns, is truly making a difference.

As far as swimming, Daniel feels plenty challenged by repeating 100s on a 2:00 interval. He has not yet done a swim meet with CVMM, but I think he would be a fantastic in the 800- and 1500-yard events. I want him to do those, because I never want Nancy to ask me to enter those events. And as far as CVMM goes, he is truly appreciative of the professional level of coaching that Nancy Reno provides, and is constantly in awe of the amazing swimmers swimming up and down our pool.

So there you go! Thanks to Mel and Daniel for sharing their love of swimming, and how it supports their already super interesting lives. We have quite the group here in CVMM. I can’t wait to share more of our stories.

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Post #2

So many experiences of parenting are the ones we hope or expect will happen. Learning to walk, going to school, getting a driver’s license, and going off to college are just some of the milestones that went through my head as I looked forward to life with both Ryan and Dawson. Some of them, like learning to walk and learning to read, were exhilarating to watch. Some of them, like taking off by themselves in a car, were downright terrifying. And some of them, like going off to college, as I wrote about a few years ago, were both exciting and truly sad. No matter what, seeing these visions become realities has been everything I hoped it would be and more.

And what a treat it is to experience moments we never expected.

That’s what happened this week. As Jill and I enjoyed a beer halfway around the world, at a bar in the Shinagawa Train Station in Tokyo, we both lit up when Dawson, that tall, long-haired Malibu/Colorado kid, walked up to us and gave us a giant hug. We had a beer waiting for him, and we could not stop smiling as we savored the moment. That was a moment I had never imagined happening. And I loved it.

Dawson left for a semester abroad in Tokyo in early January, so it had been about six weeks since we’d seen him. He did not know a soul in Japan when he arrived, nor did he speak any Japanese. But, like he always does, he quickly developed a solid new friend group. Like it or not, that is something that we as parents have no control over. We do our best to raise our children so they are kind, interesting, curious, respectful, and fun. And whatever they become, that determines their ability to make friends, and more importantly, their propensity to form relationships with those who have similar qualities. My sons, Ryan and Dawson, are so different yet both of them are quick to make friends, and they are both better people because of the quality of the friends they keep. I have stopped being surprised by it, but I will never stop valuing it.

Dawson has a perfect schedule in Tokyo. He’s in class all day on Tuesdays and Thursdays, starting at noon and getting out at 7:30 PM. That leaves the other five days of the week for a little bit of studying, and a lot of time to enjoy, experience, and even absorb Tokyo culture. It’s why going abroad while you are young is such a good idea. It’s while we are young that we plan for extended time to just enjoy a culture so different from our own. If we are lucky, we will take some vacations that give us a glimpse of this, but it will never be as prolonged or as unhurried as a semester abroad, taking a gap year, or maybe even working overseas. And Dawson seems to be doing his semester abroad exactly right.

This was our first time in Tokyo. First time in Japan, actually. We loved it all. We spent the entirety of our visit in Tokyo, and I know there is so much more to see beyond the world’s largest city (it’s ten times bigger than LA, and three times bigger than NY). If we come back (I hope we do!), we will see other parts of the country, but this trip’s primary objective was to spend as much time with Dawson as possible, so we stayed in Tokyo.

Here are some observations and experiences that we have loved:

The trains and subways are just about perfect. It took us a little bit to get to know them, but once you know the signs to look for, it’s something that a non-speaker can easily use. What a tragic mistake Los Angeles made when it chose to emphasize freeways instead of trains and subways. In LA, I dread driving to Dodger Stadium, the Hollywood Bowl, or any of the gazillion other awesome places that exist in that town. Not in Tokyo – here, we were able to go anywhere with ease. I think it’s too late for LA, but, nice job, Tokyo.

Rush hour is a real thing here in Tokyo. Jill and I rode a few trains where we were totally smashed up against each other. While I’m not complaining about that part (in fact it was pretty nice) the other sardines in the can made it less fun. Less fun, but it worked, as people remained as courteous as possible, and riders did their best to make room for others.

It’s so safe. A sight that I never got used to was young children, as young as six or seven years old, by themselves, wearing their school uniforms, independently taking buses and trains on their way to and from school. I have never seen this in the US, and I wasn’t aware that it happened anywhere in the world.

It’s so clean! Part of that is the culture of sitting down to eat. Even with all of the vending machines, you don’t see people walking and eating. In fact, it’s hard to find a trash can on the street. Why would you need it? For a culture that always seems to be on the move, I love that eating is still a time to pause and be with others.

The food is as advertised. Just wonderful. All of it. Japan ticks so many boxes for Dawson – in addition to the fascination with technology and anime, he loves Japanese food. Just as I had heard, it’s hard to go wrong with restaurant choices, as the emphasis on quality is ubiquitous here. Dawson took us to some of his favorite places, and we all explored new ones together. In just two months, he has learned enough Japanese to get along just fine in restaurants where no English at all is spoken. Some of the food highlights:
- Japanese Curry with Udon Noodles. Big fat, soft, chewy udon noodles in a thick curry broth, with fried fish and shrimp on top. I think it was the best thing I tasted. I need those udon noodles in my life.
- We had several different ramen dishes, and again, I loved them all. The three of us took a ramen making class. The first words in our 3-hour class, “Good ramen takes at least two days to make.” Whoa. I thought what we made in three hours was off the charts wonderful. I will share more about ramen making as I practice what I learned at home.
- Learning more about lean vs. fatty tuna (I have only had lean in the US) was a treat. Who knew sushi and brisket were so similar – I’ll choose the fatty variety every time on both!
- Eating at the huge fish market in Tokyo was an experience. So many booths with great food to try!
- A hole-in-the-wall second story hidden gyoza restaurant that Dawson took us to felt like being in a secret club. And those gyoza! Remember the Jack-in-the Box commercial where Jack tells a dazed and confused young man that he should order thirty tacos? That’s how many gyoza Dawson and I ate.

We had an onsen experience – a two-hour plus experience with indoor and outdoor pools heated by thermal springs. It was like meditating in a silent retreat. If I come back, we will go to a place in the mountains that specializes in these. We need more non-super-expensive-luxury-spa places like this in the US!

We were early for the cherry blossoms, but we did see a few. We wanted to be here in late March, but prices were much higher, turning an expensive trip into a really expensive trip. But if the few blossoming trees we have seen in late February are any indication, it is truly spectacular when the trees are in full bloom.

And over and over, we were surrounded by laughter and animated conversations, while immersed in vibrant, music-filled, brightly lit business and shopping areas that felt incredibly alive. People smiled as they watched Jill dancing in the street to the loud Taylor Swift music playing in an area still decorated with posters from her pre-Super Bowl Tokyo concerts. Trying not to offend, but picture Times Square or Hollywood with no litter and no one passing out flyers.

When we said sayonara to Dawson and headed back home, we watched him walking away. Unlike that same view when he headed off to college, this was not a sad moment. We were both so happy for him and proud of him. We just saw our confident son, our independent son, and our adventurous and curious son, and we weren’t worried at all.

All that being said, I’ll love it when he comes back home.

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Notes:

Here is that classic Jack In the Box Ad
My friend Dawnalyn told me about the Netflix show, “Old Enough!”? It shows very young children in Japan being tasked with errands where they walk alone (accompanied by hidden cameras) and do stuff for their parents. It’s pretty darn funny, and amazing. Check it out here.
Here’s my post about Dawson going off to college.
I didn’t see any street musicians here. But the one job I think I could have done as a student studying abroad would be a subway station xylophonist. As every train is boarding, the intercom plays a little jingle, usually four bars long, often played with a xylophone. I could be that guy, just cheerily playing different tunes to help subway riders know those doors would be closing soon.
And for those of you who know about Sean, writing that line, “ . . . seeing these visions become realities has been everything I hoped it would be and more,” was something I debated. As too many of us know, sometimes our visions and dreams fall far short of becoming realities. I am blessed to have so much love in my life, and yet . . .

I never put much stock in Groundhog Day. Having spent the last 31 years in Southern California, we never really worried about our winters being too long. So, the idea of whether or not the sun is shining when a fairly obscure rodent emerges from his burrow has been pretty much a big “Whatever” in my book. I do like the fact that some of those who live in climates where the winter actually hurts make a big deal out of it all. I get it. They’re shoveling snow and they can’t play golf or pickleball. They are wearing a boatload of layers. Their weather vocabulary includes witches’ body parts. I was back in Arkansas recently, and it was 15 degrees. Miserable.

For some in those climates, the closest they come to winter sensations of warmth is when they watch the Rose Bowl on TV and almost feel the 75 and sunny Pasadena weather. And any excuse to dream of it all ending soon, no matter how silly, particularly when it’s associated with some kind of community celebration, is something I admire. To paraphrase Hansel from Zoolander, “The Groundhog Day celebrations they have every year, I don’t really pay attention to it, but the fact that they do it, I respect that.”

Regardless of my feelings about the day itself, I do put a whole lot of stock in the Groundhog Day movie. Since the film was released in 1993, it has changed the meaning of the day. I think there are far more people who say “Groundhog Day” referring only to the idea of something unwanted happening over and over again, like it’s some kind of freaky endless loop, than there are people who talk about the day as a predictor of winter’s merciful end. Groundhog Day is solidly on my favorite rom-com list. And as I was thinking about that list, I realized that there’s not much recent on it – nothing from the last 25 years in fact. My other favorites, not necessarily in any kind of order, include, You’ve Got Mail, Bull Durham, Sleepless in Seattle, Office Space, Moonstruck, Princess Bride, and High Fidelity. So many others are fantastic, but these are the ones I enjoy cycling through again and again.

I started thinking about all of this as I was dealing with a cold that I caught last week, just before Groundhog Day. As you may remember, I keep track of my colds. I thought it had been about a year since I was last slammed by the low energy, sniffles, and congestion – and, looking it up on Evernote, I saw that it had been exactly a year. Damn you, Groundhog Day! Now I will be aware of an impending attack this time next year. How will I ward off the chucks of this woodchuck/groundhog/marmot?

To build my defense, I need to figure out how I got this cold. My first response is always that I was mentally weak and had my defenses down. But what am I defending myself from these days? Certainly not stress. I’ve even made a few strides in getting good sleep. It’s not where it should be, but it’s better! I’ve been traveling a little bit, and I am meeting in person with a variety of people, so maybe that’s what it was. But I don’t think that’s it. I need a better culprit.

As I have pondered, I have decided that the blame lies with Thor, the God of Thunder.

Stick with me – it will make sense.

At the recommendation of two different friends, Jill and I started watching Limitless with Chris Hemsworth, the fantastic and educational 6-part National Geographic series on how to increase our longevity. If you’re a regular reader, you know that is right up my alley. The series features a whole lot of Peter Attia, whom I just wrote about in depth a few posts ago. But it mostly features Chris Hemsworth.

If you haven’t seen Chris Hemsworth as Thor in the Avenger series, you’re missing out. He’s a god, he’s funny, he deals with a pain-in-the-neck brother, and he looks good. Really good. He has muscles on his muscles. And his deep voice is so godlike that actor Chris Pratt was busted for trying to sound like Thor when he talked. In Limitless, we hear that voice telling us how to be almost as awesome as him, and, as an additional bonus, he takes his shirt off at least once per episode.

Of course he does.

So, back to the real point of the National Geographic series: how do we live longer? Each of the episodes focuses on a well-researched longevity technique, and in each episode, Chris is assigned a task that most mere mortals could not accomplish but which he, being Thor, successfully completes.

So back to blaming Thor – In episode #2, we learn about the benefits of immersing your body in very cold water. Chris’s challenge was to swim 250 yards (10 lengths of a normal pool) in the frigid 36-degree Norwegian North Atlantic Ocean (36 degrees Fahrenheit, of course – 36 degrees Celsius would be a balmy and pretty wonderful 97 degrees Fahrenheit). It looked brutal. Chris explains why he is subjecting himself to this torture: “Enduring extreme conditions could help me fight inflammation, manage pain, and boost my immune system,” he says. “It can trigger repairs inside my cells, and even improve my mental wellbeing. This isn’t a battle against cold, it’s a battle against what time could do to me.”

Someone suggested that if I watched this episode, it would help me embrace cold-water ocean swimming. Not yet. I do love swimming. But I swim in a pool where the temperature ranges somewhere between 78 and 80 degrees. I have many friends who swim in the beautiful Pacific Ocean, located just over a half a mile from my house. Not me. I love the ocean, but the bodies of open water in which I swim – only in the summer mind you – are the very warm Gulf of Mexico and even warmer Arkansas lakes. Here in California, I will typically brave the Pacific ocean when it hits 68 degrees or higher, which sometimes happens in August or September.

I have heard about the magical healing powers of ice baths from Kobe, LeBron, and my friend Merlin. Merlin (whose calves are actually more impressive than Thor’s) does at least one cold plunge (49 degrees) every day. Now Thor was piling it on. So what did I do? I decided to try it. I took a 58-degree ice bath (cold water and way less ice than Kobe, LeBron, and Merlin use), and the next day, in late January, during a sunny 70-degree afternoon, I swam in the 58-degree Pacific Ocean for about 20 minutes. I have to admit, it was not as bad as I thought it would be. And my stupid, always-swollen, and constantly painful arthritic knee loved it. (I sound pretty old there, don’t I?)

So, I started thinking, maybe Chris is right and I should make this a ritual. I’m no God of Thunder, but maybe in this small way, we can have something in common to discuss if I ever see him in the Starbucks line one day. And maybe I can join my friends who so, so, so, so love swimming in the ocean. It seemed like I was opening a whole new chapter in my comfortable 78-degree life.

Two days later, I was down with my Groundhog Day cold. Coincidence? Maybe. My body tends to fight back when I push it in new ways. It’s pretty smart that way.

But why blame myself, when I can blame the God of Thunder?

I’m not giving up, but I’m kind of dreading trying it again. Even though my cold water is so much warmer than the Norwegian Arctic, and I’m not swimming in a blizzard, there’s so much that my head needs to overcome if this is really going to become a life habit.

I’ll work on it.

Really.

Probably.

But you can believe that as Groundhog Day 2025 approaches, I’m going to keep sleeping and avoiding stress – and I’m not trying anything new. I’ll be ready for you, my evil repeat-cycle friend.

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Notes:

Picture of Bill Murray from The Wrap
Cover Image of Lake Louise by Brigitte Werner from Pixabay
Chris Hemsworth Photo from Limitless with Chris Hemsworth, by National Geographic

One of the best parts of being in the Conejo Valley Multi-sport Masters, beyond the obvious health and conditioning that it provides, is being part of a group that loves swimming as much as you do. The conversations we have before, during, and after sets, or as we are getting into our out of the pool, and the conversations we have with coaches as they tell us the next set they have planned for us, or as they remind us for the 373rd time not to breathe when we come off the wall, all make for a very social experience. Non-swimmers don’t understand, but we all know that by swimming together, we develop bonds.

Each month, we will feature a swimmer or several swimmers and share information about them. Some of them may be the CVMM Swimmer of the Month, some may be randomly selected, and some may be selected for a distinction that needs to be shared.

I have volunteered to write these articles. Coach Nancy Reno will let me know which swimmer(s) she has selected for that month. I’ll do my best to keep them from being too long, but I know there will be a lot to say! It is our hope that this will bring us closer together as a team, and that by celebrating a few of us each month, we celebrate all of us.

For the first edition of this feature, we will focus on our world-record setting mixed 4 x 100 meter free relay team of Shelly Marshall, Don Smith, Becky Cleavenger, and Matt Biondi. I have to say that I felt elated and honored as I watched them pursuing and achieving their world record performance at the Long Beach swim meet in December. I joined the entire pool crowd in a huge cheer when the world record performance was announced. Here they are, from left to right, Becky Cleavenger, Don Smith, Shelly Marshall, and Matt Biondi, beaming after their amazing performance.

They range in age from 58 to 67 (I’m not going to reveal ages, though if you’re a masters swimmer, it’s kind of out there!). All four were accomplished college swimmers: Don and Becky swam at CSUN, Shelly swam at UCLA, and Matt swam at Cal. We all know that Matt also swam for Team USA in the 1984, 1988, and 1992 Olympics, winning a total of eleven medals, eight of them gold. Becky swims in the morning workouts, Don and Matt swim at the noon workouts, and Shelly swims in the evenings. Though with all of them, they will sprinkle in other workouts if their schedule allows or requires it.

Becky has the most tenure with CVMM, starting when Nancy Reno came here in 2009. Matt joined up in 2012, Don in 2020, and Shelly in 2021. All four are grateful for the friends they have made at CVMM. Shelly loves that she has regained her long-lost identity as a swimmer. (I love that – I’m sure it’s something many of us feel.) Don was swimming solo before joining, and loves how much he is pushed by working out with the team. Like Don, Becky appreciates being challenged in a way that would never happen if she didn’t have a coach pushing her. And Matt loves the banter and fun that just happens, such as when a lane mate arrives late for the workout. I bet that all of us can identify with one or more of those reasons for loving CVMM, and I know that’s just scratching the surface.

I got to be with all of these CVMM’ers at the Long Beach Meet. It was my first meet in a while, and I have to admit I was very nervous. All of them were welcoming and clearly loved being part of a team at a swim meet. When asked why they still do swim meets, the first thing all four focused on was the social aspect of the meets. They love being with teammates, cheering them on, and seeing former teammates who may have moved and now swim for other teams. And they made it clear that all swimmers, world records setters and those who swim the most slowly, are cheered on and encouraged. All of them know that their fastest times are behind them, but they just don’t focus on that at all. Still, the meets give you something to work towards, and help you monitor your progress. And I certainly identified with Matt when he said that doing occasional meets helps keep the beer belly under control. Ha!

It should not surprise any of us that while Becky enjoys a mixture of distance and sprint sets, all four truly love sprint sets with lots of rest. And for Becky, Don, and Shelly, if they’re really going to sprint, they want to keep the distance at 75 yards or less! Do you hear that, Nancy?! I’m all for that!

And on the relay itself, Matt’s biggest concern was that the two women on the team were not there as he was getting on the blocks. He thought that Don and he might be swimming in a two-man-DQ effort. Becky was happy that she was oblivious to the fact that they might swim at world record time. Don kept his attention on not false-starting (that happened A LOT with other teams) and making sure he did not miss his flip turns at the bulkhead. (I have missed my share of bulkhead turns – give me a real pool wall any day – way less confusing!) And Shelly was extremely nervous, knowing her time would be slower than the other three, and just wanted to support the effort with her best possible swim. All four loved seeing Nancy celebrating (along with the entire crowd at the pool, though Nancy may have been the most exuberant) when the world record was announced.

So these are just four of the amazing group of CVMM swimmers, and that includes all of us, who swim in our lanes and in the same pool with the rest of us. I know we are all proud of their world record effort, but we are way more happy that they joined this team for the same reasons as all of us – for the camaraderie, for the push from our coaches, and in the pursuit of health and fitness. It’s great stuff.

Until next month!

Mike

Note: If you would like to see the actual transcript of what each swimmer said in preparation for this article (it’s worth the extra time of reading!), click here.

Also, thanks to FAST (Fullerton Masters) swimmer Bill McGarvey whose title and idea I have outright stolen for this and future articles. I did have his permission to steal, and I am grateful for my wise Fullerton Masters friend.